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Mike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka, 12/31/99 ECW Wow, I can't believe anybody likes this. They randomly throw out big moves that look great, and then four seconds later they have been no-sold and the other guy is on offense. I'm not going to go back and list everything because goddamn I am not watching this again, but in the first 5 minutes or so they've already burned powerbombs, dives, chair shots, diamond dusts, roaring elbows, and more. The ending tells so much about the ECW fans - as Awesome and Tanaka battle on the top, the whole crowd turns to the left and stares at what I can only assume is a flasher. Oblivious to this, Awesome and Tanaka do the final spot of the match, a backwards superbomb. As soon as the move is hit, the crowd explodes in cheers for something most of them didn't even watch.

Blade 3 was nowhere near as good as 1 or 2, but I liked it. Anyone who says it is one of the worst movies of the year hasn't seen many movies this year. My favorite quote, said by HHH of course, "and when the fuck did you see my fucking cock, dickface?"

...when in Kafabe has Mr. McMahon been against the title(s) being on the line in the Royal Rumble? On Raw, he didn't want the title on the line in the battle royal because "anyone, even Steven Richards, could win".

Obviously, it'll depend on how they do it, but I think this will add to the impact. We'll be thinking "OK, here comes the miracle...come on...here it comes...now...what!?!?!" when it happens. I hope.

a) Who thought Charlie was dead? Not at first, but when Kate started crying and Jack quit punching I believed it. b) Who thought Sawyer was going to fuck Sayid up? Me~! c) Where has the Asian couple been for the last few weeks? Same place as Claire was for awhile - the background. That or hanging out with Scott and Steve. d) Do you get the impession that Locke is actually getting lucky, rather than actually knows what he's doing? I think Locke knows a lot more about the island than he is letting on. e) What do you think the metal thing that they encountered is? No idea, at all.

I think it depends on what the baby will grow up to be - what happens to it if Claire raises it successfully.

He could, but I don't think he'd want to. He sent Claire on the plane on purpose.

In English class in Grade 11, we listened to a guest speaker talking to us about why drinking and driving is wrong. He said, "every 20 minutes someone dies from drinking and driving." My friend Dane asked him for proof, and the guy got mad and said "it's a fact you little piss-ant", which everyone laughed at. Dane then said, "in 20 minutes, I'm going to get drunk and run you over", to which I was the only one who laughed. The guy was very mad. Hilarious.

Fuck, I missed that. What I did not miss, though, was loving this episode. I loved this episode. 1. The ENDING. FUCK. I cannot wait until January to find out more. FUUUUUCK. 2. Image of Locke smiling in the rain. Perversely incredible. Wow. 3. ETHAN. BEATS. THE. EVERLOVING. SHIT. OUT OF JACK. Worthy of a HOLY FUCK. 4. Charlie is HANGED. MY god. That image was SO FREAKING DISTURBING. WOW. 5. Jack brings Charlie BACK TO LIFE. Jack's desperate punching of Charlie was heartwrenching. That definitely fits in with the "Island Fulfilment" idea. 6. Locke and Jack TAKE THE FUCK OFF into the jungle. FAST-PACED. 7. Jack DOES THE RIGHT THING and gets his dad in BIG SHIT. Now THERE is a fucking consequence. 8. Sayid and Sawyer in the tent~! Intense scene. Sawyer is so the fucking man. 9. "I got 17th in a tournament, once." 10. "Everything I know, he knows more." BONUS 11. Look the fuck out, because this shit is HEATING THE FUCK up, and the SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN. You can feel it. Motherfuckers.

Calgary Roughnecks (pro lacrosse) season tickets for my dad. That's it so far.

Eddie Guerrero Paul London Chris Benoit Chris Jericho Matt Hardy Steven Richards Tajiri William Regal 8.9%

OMG WHAT A FAG LETS BURN HIM AT THE STAKE. You suck.

I remember hearing that, but nothing else about it... Who said that and why?? Christy during the diva search. After saying that, she proceeded to sit on a pie and rub it around.

Make 7UP Yours. 7UP > Sprite, although I like both.

They totally fucked up the GM stip and once again, the faces were made to look like putzes. Jericho is GM for the night, but he gives decision power to Vince, who decides that the GM should decide who gets the title. So why didn't Jericho get to? Nothing any of the 4 did has repercussions (HHH will get the title back, if you don't believe he will I feel sorry for you). I'm having trouble remembering anything any of them did that was unique to themselves. Orton and Jericho did diva shit and that's it, Benoit put a sign-up sheet on a door, and Maven lost to HHH. That is all they did. Jericho, the egomaniac character, didn't even put himself in the main event! They totally fucked a pretty good opportunity up.

I didn't order it because it looked terrible, but the positive reaction post-show has convinced me to get a tape. Hopefully you guys aren't overrating it.

The people that watch TNA already don't like WWE, and the footage was shown on a TNA PPV. It's not like this took viewers away from the WWE. And *cough*DX INVASION*cough*. Hypocrites.

Yeah...that commercial is fine. They're saying they _DON'T_ discriminate. Isn't that good?

"That alcohol we gave you was actually diet Sprite." "...FUCK diet Sprite." Classic. As are the credits.

Yes. Dear god, yes. That is it.

1. Move of the year- If this is the WON calendar, then Brock's wacky submission on Benoit on 12/4 last year gets the nod. 2. Best Dressed- BATISTA. WMXX. LOVE IT. 3. WWE Homoeroticism Award- Aside from the obvious Heidenreich/Snitsky SS segment, lets say Kurt Angle fucking Big Show up the ass with a german suplex on the ring apron. 4. Promo of the Year- I seem to recall Regal having a great one about Eugene. "I may be a bad man, but I see good in him" or something. Maybe it wasn't great because I don't remember much else, but I liked it. 5. Bump o' the Year- Coffey reminded me, Spike and La Resistance. HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. (if that was this year. I honestly can't remember)

Someone had a Viscera sign. My god. And Venis actually made that near-decent. As Tazz would say, big ups to him.

Bart: So I says to Mabel, I says... Homer: Kids, where is your mother. Lisa: Out back. Bart: So anyways, I says to Mabel, I says...

Holy shit, Viscera is gassed already. And Venis has a milk-stache. I love this.

Big Vis FLASHBACK: Viscera fought Mark Henry at No Way Out 2000 in a classic, hard hitting match. ****1/2.