Cuban Linx

Nice, i've opened up a 2-win lead in my division. I know i'll screw up and fall back into the field sooner or later, but for now it's all good. I'm still fucked in the pick'em though.

My picks for tomorrow are the Sixers, Suns and Lakers.

Forget that, Cheex vs. Mabel, now there's a TNA dream feud.

The only thing i care about in this MNF game is hoping Ricky Williams does jack shit so i can win my fantasy football game.

Liposuction.

Nice, Portland might not have the least team unity for once.

If only they edited all the other crap wrestlers out of the shows.

They've got a pretty good schedule to go undefeated, but it almost certainly won't happen. 13-3 would be the worst they'd go barring any major injuries or anything, but i think they'll end up 14-2 (loss to one of the Vikings-Broncos, and an upset loss).

I think there's a decent chance he'll get at least a token run with the belt sooner or later. I don't see him beating Lesnar for the belt though.

Duncan going for a 39 yard FG for the win. And... It's good! The 49'ers join the Packers in the land of shame after losing to the Cardinals.

5 seconds left, Duncan going for a 50 yard field goal... And it's short! Nobody wants to win this game, 5 missed FG's and a missed PAT. Overtime he we come.

Spanky/London vs Haas/Benjamin must happen, preferably multiple times. We need some good matches in the tag division to make up for the Bashams and APA.

49'ers finally show some life on offence with a TD. San Francisco coming back to tie says more about how inept the Cardinals are rather than how well the 49'ers have been playing.

49'ers fumble the ball, only to keep possesion because a whistle was blown on the play, so of course they go and fumble the ball away on the very next play anyway to end the 3rd quarter. It's entertaining to see San Francisco do everything within their power to ensure they lose this game.

Arizona gets a FG after blocking a SF punt, 13-6 Cards. Garcia is back in the same though, he can't be much worse than Rattay was. And the 49'ers have allowed Arizona their first 100 yard rusher of the season, Shipp with 109 so far.

Cards miss a FG, but the 49'ers still look like shit. Arizona's second win isn't far away at this rate. Cards are only up by 4, but SF's offence is useless right now.

Black Sabbath - Iron Man

Arizona has a successful challenge against a Terrell Owens TD, and the 49'ers follow up with a missed FG. Cards still lead 7-6.

I believe i've won over APO, each of us got 2 of our 4 differing picks right, and i was only 2 off the tie-breaker score while he was 3 off, can't get much close than that.

Hooray, i'm a looooooser.

JR's weekly dose of bullshit was always good entertainment.

Nothing really special this week at all. Kash-Abyss should be alright, and AMW/Gilberti-Young & Dutt/Shane could be decent, but other than that i'm not expecting much from this one.

Bob Barker.

Tennessee Titans - 28 points Carolina at New Orleans Cleveland at New England Dallas at Tampa Bay Denver at Baltimore Detroit at Chicago N.Y. Giants at Minnesota Seattle at Cincinnati St. Louis at Pittsburgh Tennessee at Jacksonville San Francisco at Arizona Houston at Indianapolis N.Y. Jets at Philadelphia Buffalo at Kansas City Miami at San Diego

Tied 25th, that's better than i thought i'd be. I need a big week with bonuses galore in the worst way.