Biker Chain Match for the WWE Championship
Brock Lesnar Vs. The Undertaker
-> Could have been good, the gimmick drags it down. Two stars or so, it should be heated at least.
"I Quit" Match (Power positions on the line)
Vince McMahon w/Sable Vs. Stephanie McMahon w/Linda
-> Negative 5 stars, one * for every time they do something incestuous.
United States Title
Eddie Guerrero Vs. The Big Show
-> Around ** or so stars probably. Judging by the build of this feud i'm expecting shit to make it's presence felt here. Whether it's Show stinkfacing Eddie with poo-stained underwear, or chokeslamming him in a pile of dog shit or something, poo will be involved, the WWE writers will no doubt be on the floor laughing in the back at how funny and witty they are.
Kurt Angle Vs. John Cena
-> Somewhere from ** to *** stars, not bad but nothing special.
Chris Benoit Vs. A-Train
-> Who cares. Benoit probably wins, it'll probably be decent for what it is.
Matt Hardy Vs. Zach Gowen
-> Who cares. The obnoxious cripple probably wins for god knows what reason in an average-at-best match.
WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Mysterio Vs. Tajiri
-> Will get about 5 minutes and will still be MOTN.