Ted the Poster

It's only a model.

"Hey, has anyone seen the mouse for my Amiga?"

Did he hit Jarrett with a coconut?

"Does this bug you? I'm not touching you..."

"You, Gene! I learned it from watching YOU!"

We did ban him, and this became a happy place. We had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles. Now we're back in Molasses Swamp. WE ARE NOT IN MOLASSES SWAMP NUH-UH!

Uh-oh, did someone over there mention Czech again?

Escalator to Nowhere

Bob Barron is a traitor.

Haha.

Sandy's comment immediately after was fantastic as well.

Except for hippies, of course.

It was never brilliant or anything, but there were some great moments. The scene in the pizza place comes to mind.

More like the WAAAAAAAhmbulance!

Aiming for the other 2%, I see.

I hear they're hiring, Ethan!

Our admins are Linux and Mac users? Ew.

Boooooo

It would be nice if I contributed to my team's victory Actually, it would have been nice to watch my team's victory in the first place Oh, if only you'd seen him attempt a shit-tastic lateral on that kickoff return!

I'd like to congratulate Slayer on Minnesota's win due to Chris Gamble's incredible idiocy.

Chris Gamble. ARGH.

Annexation of Texas! Whoo!

The curb?