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Ted the Poster

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  1. I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why?
  2. Okey dokey, Dukie!
  3. Or a weak bladder.
  4. Good lord, he's still playing?
  5. Aw man, this sucks. I'm gonna go watch Outlaw. See ya, Jack. You'll be missed.
  6. Why, even aliens from Mars are here!
  7. Come now, that's nothing to be jealous about.
  8. He should have just bought her used panties from the corner vending machine.
  9. Micah E. Coyote, SUPER genius!
  10. Is Tony smarter than Reed? I know the smartest guys are Stark, Richards, Banner and(I think) Xavier, but have they ever established who's the most intelligent?
  11. I'll take "The Rapists" for $400
  12. $30 million on 800 screns is pretty damn big. It expands next week. Barron, don't call Andy Kaufman a comedian. He hated that.
  13. "Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"
  14. Unless it was schoolgirl S&M or something.
  15. Ferrell/GOB/Pam What? Where?
  16. See, it's funny 'cause that's the stereotype!
  17. Mexicans who shop?
  18. Wowzers.
  19. The Sideways Roast Beef Lounge
  20. How 'bout those Redskins?
  21. Oh, holy shit. Piss runs away with it.
  22. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN
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