Ted the Poster

Three interceptions in a row. Holy shit, I've never seen that before.

I feel bad for Jets fans, but even more for their QB. Poor l'il guy.

Don't rip on Kansas like that!

"... and stay tuned for the "Why Saved by the Bell Rules" show, hosted by Zack Malibu, from 6pm to 9pm."

Yeah, the one in his PANTS. ZING!

Maybe you should call the cable company and ask.

No, you spelled it right. Good job!

Happy Birfday, Jimmy!

What's THAT supposed to mean? So only white guys can have high voices, you RACIST? Honestly though, the only scenes that I found funny involved Granddad. John Witherspoon is a perfect fit for the character. I would kill for more Megas. Throw in some mild swearing and you got a new headliner on Saturday nights. Too bad it got canned.

Well maybe they didn't do a lot of graphic designing, and thus had no use for Apple technology...

You also watch "The Office" now.

Speaking of nostalgia, hey Dave.

Deleting a messageboard just because you don't agree with some of the content is pretty childish, even for the internet. I liked FS until he started to get all bipolar and stuff.

Incandenza was Keyser Soze

i thought treason against the United States was still punishable by death? depends on the case, perhaps? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Some states also include certain degrees of rape as punishable by death. NC has it available for anyone who rapes a child under twelve.

Zacalex?

It really was. Good show, Slayer.

Almost all other movies > those "documentaries"

Ah, back when MTV has some decent programs. Well, it was just Beavis and Butthead and Headbanger's Ball, but still.

I'd join if I was promoted above Mole.

How do you stop a black baby from crying? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

Heder couldn't have been a great host, IMO. His style is smart/dry humor, which SNL is usually not. He could've been great as Tim Calhoun's new running mate though.

Wow, Barron has let himself go. Good job cleaning up the face though.

Mom's cousin did like three Van Halen album covers. That's about it.