Ted the Poster

"folks, that was unscheduled" I really hope JR has to get a foot lopped off soon.

Oh God, this guy is like a fat Keanu Reeves. Horrible.

I wonder who smears the peanut butter onto Edge's gums to get him to talk.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

I hate when people say "I don't mean to interrupt". Stupid motherfuckers.

Chick-Fil-A should do a run in Unless it's a Sunday. Btw, Spicy>Regular.

Dave has an excellent speaking voice.

Oh hell, mini-Burt is going off...

Ha! Maven was the only face booed!

BA-ZING!

"that monster known as Snitsky" Aww damn. Too easy.

Aww... cue the fucking violin music.

How many more times can he fix the car before you finally give back those pictures of him without showing anybody? Have a heart, man.

"I agree. What was that beane... uh, gentleman, doing here anyway? Darling, would you like some caviar?" Saw sucks ass, Dames. The acting is horrid. Go see Ray if you want to see a great movie.

I saw it purely for the Beau Bridges awesomeness.

Very much so.

S: "Hey, that guy thinks he's better than you and me." W: "Well, if you think about it he is better than us." Both: "... at SUCKING! Ohh ho ho ho ho ho!"

It also provides somewhat of a sense of justice.

The satellite radio industry is still growing, with no signs of stopping that I've seen. Well, the XM brand at least. Sirius sucks.

As either one of the overly horny Greek guys or the Sensitive Naked Man, most likely.

Just a subtle bit of advertising for (booming voice)THE NEW NINTENDO DS SYSTEM!!! Nothing big.

Evolution... come out and play-ay!

You sonofabitch. That just made me imagine JR making the "oh" expression, but only with one side of his face. Here come the JR "by God that's a slobberknocker" orgasm jokes... "Mah Gawd! Mah Gawd! I think I'm gonna! Aw mah, STONE COLD STONE SO-- Haw! You thought I was fanished, dadn't ya baby? BAH GAWD! MAH GAWD KANG! MAH... GAWD!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST THANG YOU EVER FELT!! KANG!! KANG!! STONE COLD!! I THINK I'M GONNA.... SPLOOGE!!!" I KNEW you'd finish typing it before me. You win... for now. Quik vs. Meatwad IV at the Survivor Series! For only $40! Live! On Pay-per-view! Meatwad, I will break you in half... AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT! And I got quoted in a sig. I love when that happens. So? I'll just lump myself back together and proceed to go all Samurai Lincoln on yo' ass.

You sonofabitch. That just made me imagine JR making the "oh" expression, but only with one side of his face. Here come the JR "by God that's a slobberknocker" orgasm jokes... "Mah Gawd! Mah Gawd! I think I'm gonna! Aw mah, STONE COLD STONE SO-- Haw! You thought I was fanished, dadn't ya baby? BAH GAWD! MAH GAWD KANG! MAH... GAWD!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST THANG YOU EVER FELT!! KANG!! KANG!! STONE COLD!! I THINK I'M GONNA.... SPLOOGE!!!" I KNEW you'd finish typing it before me. You win... for now.