Ted the Poster

I hate any commercial that has NOTHING to do with the product. Like a recent Lay's ad. It's basically just a cute girl eating the chips and that's all. Commercials like that make me want to drive to an ad agency and choke somebody. One commercial I do like right now is the "old man" Six Flags ad. It's humorous and puts out a good overall message.

That's because all your team does is shoot blanks.

assvalve? Maybe you'd prefer cock magnet or sackwart?

Sorry, I guess my horn-rims need a new perscription.

That reminds me, could you turn my name grey in the thread Kotz? It's really embarasing to look at it red.

I only hate members of the Yankees who play solely for money. So yeah, I hate 3/4 of them. Plus liking them would make me think of Anglesault, and that should be done as little as possible. That's also why I would never drink the stuff in glowsticks- it could make me hallucinate to the point that I think the Yankees are a team worth cheering for.

Maybe if you stopped drinking the glowstick fluid you'd realize it was just an observation, assvalve.

*marks for Major League reference* I can't believe nobody else noticed that. For shame.

Do what now? The loser would be you, have a group hug with your group. GO HUG! WHOOSH~!

Take -iB-??? No! The MMFR can never break up.

Do what now?

Done and done.

Screw that. I'm no damned martyr.

So I'm not allowed to quit? FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! ... YOU put me on that shithole of a team, didn't you Kotz? Shame on you for doing that to a fellow Carolinian! SHAME~!!!

What the FUCK? I lose internet access for a short time and now I find that I'm on Team Post Whore!?! Why was I put on a team with a Bankees fan, the world record holder for post whoring and the Mighty Morphing Fagtime Rangers? Maybe it's because I don't have an AWESOME reputation or gimmick like some others here. I know! I'll stick a leaky glowstick up my ass, toss on a ladykillin' fedora, read the latest Teen Beat magazine, watch The OC and masturbate to pictures of Derek Jeter and Kurt Angle! That'll make me kewl 4 SURE! Or maybe it's because I'm not as well-known as others. Either way, fuck this. I resign from my "team" and declare myself a freelance poster. If I'm not allowed to resign, then I'll be a Benedict Arnold and post against my own team.

I think most would rather he didn't.

What the fuck? Canadian snaps?

Revolving Devolver?

Must be. I got an ad for "Atlantic Championship Wrestling" that focused on Ole Anderson.

Can Nitro actually work worth a shit?

Psychology in a women's match? *head implodes*

Not with Stacy up there they don't.

Was the solution supposd to be so obvious?

Draft me as well. Each leader needs a different personality from the others. On this board though, that might be hard to do.

That was Homeward Bound, I think. I think the name of the dog he voiced was Chance.