Last time you punched somebody: My brother, in the arm, a few days ago just for fun.
Last time you ate meat: 45 minutes ago
Last time you got arrested: Never
Last person you sent an e-mail to: Myself, from a different computer.
Last regret: Eating Hamburger Helper last night.
Last time you wore a suit: Grandfather's funeral
Last country you visited: None
Last injury you suffered: Broken arm
Last family outing: trip to Myrtle Beach
Last item you put on your credit card: movie tickets
Last beer you drank: None
Last movie you watched in full: Napoleon Dynamite(go see it, fuckers)
Last time you lied: This morning
Last meal you ate: Chicken and french fries
Last time you laughed: Watching "The Princess Bride" last night
Last video game you played: Super Metroid for SNES
Last album you listened to: Hell if I know, maybe Jet
Last time you said 'I'm sorry': This morning, for being an ass
Last sport you watched: Baseball
Last time you said 'This is the last time': Can't think of one