Vanhalen

Scott Keith sucks

Piece of piss really

Much worse

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Slayer is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that? Her eye discourses; I will answer it. I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks: Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, Having some business, do entreat her eyes To twinkle in their spheres till they return. What if her eyes were there, they in her head? The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars, As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven Would through the airy region stream so bright That birds would sing and think it were not night. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O, that I were a glove upon that hand, That I might touch that cheek!

O Slayer, Slayer! wherefore art thou Slayer? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Vanhalen.

My love for Slayer will never die, but he doth not return in haste my love sent to him in godspeed, whatever shall I do, oh I should just die if this continues

Southampton are now 2nd in the Premiership in Football Manager 06 thanks to a mighty cash boost from an unknown benefactor(Vanhalen), and Juventus just offered me £76,000,000 for Theo Walcott, might be cos hes 20 in everything and can play anywhere with a Natural rating, apart from GK , yes its cheating but its only one game, I don't normally cheat

How in the fuck could you have an establishment with a pompey fan as your leader :shudders:

Can I burn CD's without a CD Burner, is there like a special programme that turns a normal CD-ROM drive into a cd burner

God, I still love you so much slayer, wont you come back to me, I will tie a yellow ribbon round that old oak tree

Football Manager 2006 is great, and well worth getting, although it does seem harder, especially with these new team talks, I tell them that Im fucking pleased with them at half time and the fuckers let in three, did manage chelsea, won the league cup, but got sacked after they finished 5th(behind West Brom!!!!), didnt want to start a new game so kicked my heels for a while, and I've just taken over at Newcastle Utd(with a £2.7m transfer budget, cheat motherfuckers), anyway Newcastle are in the shit right now which is great, as the fans only expect "escape relegation", which gives me a bit of honeymoon time to turn it round

For anyone who hasnt heard of Abandonware, its software whose rights have elapsed and is no longer being supported by the publishers or coders(due to studios going bankrupt, lapsing rights and so on), you can pick up amazing old games that you played when you were younger(Leisure Suit Larry 1 I used to play forever when I was 8, it was like the rudest thing I'd ever seen) Have a look at this great site for more info http://www.xtcabandonware.com/

There is a great piece of software for old Dos games called Dos-Box, it emulates Dos 6.22 perfectly with Soundblaster midi music and they play at the right speed, its part of an excellent site called http://www.xtcabandonware.com/ Just click on applications, and its the first one in the list

ANOTHER FUCKING DRAW

Yes I know this wont apply to 90% of people here, but I was in Woolworths today to see what new dvds were out, and they were selling ECW ONS and Vengeance together in a "Special Limited Edition" for only £17.99, anyone know if this is going to be a regular thing cos it beats the fuck out of buying them seperatly for £19.99 each, has anyone bought one? Does it still have the extras on like JBL's commentary or is it total bare bones?

OMG So many fucking draws

Does the DVD include the 4 hour pilot/mini movie that kicked off the series, as it didnt seem to be mentioned on the box?

There has been several explosions in the city, unknown why at the minute http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4207202.stm

Christ I just bought 200 DVD-R's from my local computer shop for £16.99 ya cheap bastard

Cheers man, appreciated

Since the sad death of Brandon Truitt last year, Ive been trying to find a good place to find up to date reviews of shoot interviews, PWtorch.com has been ok, but I need a place that reviews them like Brandon used to, any good sites about? Edit: Sorry, I realised this topic looks like a recommendation rather than a question, so sorry if you were mislead

Off to watch the Chelsea v Arsenal Match now(and whatever shite is the 1pm game), prediction Chelsea 3 - Arsenal 1

No, net yet, but we will perservere, surely someones going to pop their clogs that we expected to?

Well, I was waiting till a few results in before I commented, but im happy with the start to the season, clean sheets in three out of four games, back to back wins(especially as Norwich were allegedly sure things to come back up), having a bet on in the morning, Saints to be promoted and the Pompey bastards to be relegated this season, woot BTW what do people think of my sig, I nicked it from a Saints forum, nice example of gallows humour