Vanhalen

Ah fuck it, im bored shitless

Anyone who eats these deserves to have their stomach explode and have the acid from their stomach rot away all their insides until nothing is left, this food is evil

What in gods green fucking earth are these? Fuck me, they look horrible

I think he's dead

I do nothing more in my life but aspire to be as funny as you No fucker will help me tho, its a sad and lonely world that I inhabit

Plus you need a decent DVD player(any normal one should play mpeg, I cant see what the problem you have there is with the mpeg files)

I think they were too tainted with Redknapp, Yakubus already going, I bet Berger will go as well, so Mandaric can remove all associations with Redknapp

Football isnt a game of life or death, its more important than that

BTW why does almost everyone assume that we can beat United next Sunday, all I've heard all day at work is dont worry, they will have a weakend team, shit even a weakened team against our defence(ie Sudbury Under 11's) would still have a field day

Saints vs Derby next season GUARANTEED fixture (sorry Adam)

Actually, I have to admit, that doesnt look as bad as it looked the first time, I guess it's grown on me. Because its silver, it would go ok with the other stuff under my TV(DVD Recorder, VHS etc), its only the slim PS2 that stands out due to it being black, mind you I can always buy that and PS3(and yes if you have a well paid job, you tend to think like that, its pathetic)

Over where?

But you know, fuck it is what I honestly think, my team will still exist, my stadium will still be there, the strip wont change, we will still be Saints, theres absoulutly fuck all that I can do, I desperatly want us to stay up but it won't be the end of the world if we dont

Erm shit is probably the best word

People who pretend to be drunk on the net < Adolf Hitler

It fucking is son

In fact, its such a big win for Blair, look how popular he is http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vot...age/4526435.stm

To be fair, I dont have the foggiest who those gadgies Rush and Hannity are, but I dont think they know UK politics too well

At 3:05pm this afternoon, 11:05 US time, could everyone clasp their hands together and pray for the brave Southampton FC, your support is appreciated

Theres a great sex scene between Arquette and Spader, man I remember when all this furore over the film, and it getting banned in some parts of the country, but not others, weird http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/

And yes I know theres a lot of assumptions there but fuck it, its football

Just to qualify this, I know its still mathematically possible but hear me out you have Saints 31 Palace 31 Norwich 30 West Brom 30 WBA are playing Man Utd so they wont get three points as 3rd place is still up for grabs Assuming we beat palace and norwich lose away to birmingham(havent won away all season remember) this puts the table as Saints 34 Palace 31 WBA 30 (Relegated) Norwich 30 (Relegated) This would also give us a much better goal difference than Palace, so if we can avoid a large defeat by Man Utd(7-1 they would have to beat us by assuming Palace won their last game 2-0) If we lose then its over

Fucking hell, I'm so nervous about today, if we win we stay up, its for all the marbles

And yes, I know the Lib Dems only took 10 more seats, but I mean their seat totals

its funny, now that the US presidential and UK general elections have been completed, the difference between the two countries, Bush was reelected with(i think) a bigger share of the vote and more electoral points, and Tony Blair lost nearly 120 seats and was elected with the worst share of the vote in history(36.4%), if he hadnt won such a massive majority in 1997(179 seats which is fucking huge, a Government can operate comfortably with a majority of 20-25), Thatchers majority was about 50 for the 80's(except for the Falklands war, when her majority was increased to 120) and she won for four successive elections, its amazing how the vote has split three ways, before this election it was a two party fight, but the Liberal Democrats took in a lot of seats this election and there was about 10% swing of the vote to them, and about a 7% swing of the vote to Conservatives, so the UK now really operates three way politics for the first time since Lloyd George in 1922, what a weird election it was