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That a quality post?

Oh I have to watch the finale now.

Having a penis so small it makes you wish you had a vagina instead doesn't count. All in jest, kind sir. Chyna posts here?!

Yes... it says that Kotz is a mod. Oh, what a threat! I put down his favorite band and he threatens me with someone else. Way to go Juggalo. What in the world are you on about? on about? What?

I know quite a few girls here in West Tenn. with pale skin, and most of them look damn fine.

Yes... it says that Kotz is a mod. Oh, what a threat! I put down his favorite band and he threatens me with someone else. Way to go Juggalo.

Did you know that every 6 seconds, men think about sex?

#1 Good Charlotte Fan... i think that says it all.

what's up with the sig?

Post of the year. WALDO~! The only thing that would have made that pic better is Odlaw.

Webber to Philly? WHO THE FUCK SAW THAT COMING?

Eggplant dike... what the fuck?

Three on Tue will be up later this week. Rando is dealing with some personal stuff right now.

Or being a 27-time Hardcore Champion, the most of any belt any wrestler has ever had in a carrer in WWE. and he STILL probably hasn't beat Jerry Lawler's number of USWA title reigns.

YES! THE PUSH IS WORKING!

What would be so special about a squirrel on drugs?

I like that idea. We need a golf gimmick in the WWE. Hole-in-One Darsow was GOLD, and anyone who uses the gimmick automaitcally gains a fan in me. Only other person besides Darsow I ever heard use the golf gimmick is some indy wrestler named Chip Fairway.

Call me crazy, but I miss the Nation. For some reason, I liked it. PG-13 rapping all the way, Faarooq leading the way, and about 100 people following behind him. I dug it for some reason. Hell, they had a NOD chapter in Memphis wrestling! Picture Tracey Smothers calling Muhammad X. Now that's gold. The whole group seemed pretty damn intimidating. I thought it would lead to big things for Faarooq... but it never turned out that way.

The only gimmick idea I can see for him as the 'Masterpiece' is have him be an artist. He comes down to the ring in a beret with with a canvas, or sketchpad or whatever, something to draw on. He then goes in there and beats up the opponent. When they are laying on the mat in defeat, he whips out a sketch pad and does a quick draw of them. The next week, the sketch is water colored and finished. He could title it, explain it's artistic views, etc. His interviews could include all those words you see in those "high art" books. He could even try to create a couple of wrestlers into his own 'Masterpieces'. He could try to create something out of nothings (Maven could use a gimmick). I may be the only person in the world who thinks that could work...

I don't think the Ultimate Warrior would get inducted...but if he did, imagine his induction speech.

A 2,000 ton pile of manure and I've never heard about it? Damn, that's a lot of shit.

Around West Tennessee and Memphis, there are 4 baseball teams that people care about around here. Yankees, Red Sox, Braves, and Cardinals. Cardinals and Red Sox outnumber the rest though.

Throw in Special K to break it all up and you got a feud.

Fuck, my jokes are shit today....

You should've asked for pie when she gave ya'll the cake.