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Um..... I think Cold Pizza is an OK show. *runs* Seriously though, my whole family hates Kit. They call her "Big Lips McGillicutty". I have no clue where they thought of McGillicutty though. No damn clue. My family is weird anyways....

Wrestlers Upset Over 'Taker's Pending Return Posted By Ashish on 03.10.04 Nobody wants the Dead Man back... Most of the Smackdown wrestlers are already upset and paranoid over the pending return of the Undertaker. The general feeling is that he will squash Kane at WrestleMania XX, then go on to squash all of Smackdown's major heels before turning heel and squashing all of the major faces. Brock Lesnar was set to work against the Undertaker following WrestleMania but he seems to be against it and will likely take time off. Wrestlers are very upset that WWE management has been pushing them to slow down and sell holds but now the Undertaker will return and not sell for anyone. Credit: 411wrestling.com

Man, the more I think about this, the more I realize Smackdown PPVs are gonna suck for a while. And why all the haterizing on the A-Train. I think he's one of the better hosses out there. Is he still a HOSS~!? Yes, but a pretty good one.

And we replace a big belly with..... a bigger belly. Dusty Rhodes eh... too bad no one will be able to understand a damn word he says.

Funny as hell. Oh yeah... hey Brock... ... stop moaning.

Based on WWE logic, one year from now, Kane and Undertaker will be teaming up again until their 73rd violent breakup.

That sounds a lot like Kamala vs. The Undertaker at Summerslam in 92'. Taker has to go over IMO. The streak. Enough said.

EVIL ONE LEGGED MAN~! Ok, all joking aside, about 10 months ago, if you told me that Zach Gowen couldn't be a heel, I would believe you... but apparently he can be one. A prosthetic leg as a weapon. Haven't seen that since Diesel ripped off Mad Dog Vachon's leg.

This is what I worried about for Brock... too quick of a push = massive ego at a young age. Not good in the WWE locker rooms.

The ECWA has announced the participants for the 8th Annual Super 8 Tournament, one of the more prestigious tournaments in Indy Wrestling (it’s listed yearly in the PWI Almanac.) This year’s participants are: "Textbook" Tyson Dux, Rocky Romero, Ricky Reyes, "Hurricane" John Walters, Nicho El Millonario (aka Psychosis), Mike "The Shooter" Kruel, Austin Aries and 2000 Super 8 champion "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels. The card will take place at St. Matthew’s Parish Hall in Wilmington, DE and http://www.ecwaprowrestling.com/super8.htmlis where to go for information about the participants. Credit: 411wrestling.com

Kurt Angle will never be as straight edge as CM. Anyways, Kurt's promo IMO was great and finally made sense to the storyline.

Management Remains Concerned With Kurt Angle Posted By Ashish on 02.26.04 Starting to wonder if he is worth the risk... WWE management remains very concerned with Kurt Angle's neck, to the point where they are starting to question whether its worth the risk to have him be a headliner. Many feel that Angle's time is ticking now and that what he says can't be trusted since he always downplays his condition and works through pain. Credit: PWTorch Newsletter Does the WWE really have a point here?

Punk vs. Hart in a cage match. Nuff' said.

I just remember a pretty funny one. Cade and Jindrak vs. Flair and Batista. This was supposed to Cade, Jindrak, and Maven's big moment... and Maven screwed it up. When Ric Flair rolled up either Cade or Jindrak, Maven was supposed to clothesline him over so Flair could get pinned. Maven went to clothesline him...and his arm went over Flair's head! He still had to sell it for the 3 count. Funny stuff.

I think that's when Hayabusa got paralyzed. If he did, that's definitely worst than Sid's botch... although that Sid botch was SICK!

I was kinda shocked actually when Christian nailed Trish. I thought Trish was going to betray Jericho down the road and side with Christian. Guess not. I also liked how Christian got on his knees to put more pressure on it. That turns it into... wait for it... LIONTAMER~!

If anyone watched Lita last night... she botched a head scissors pretty damn badly. Really bad... very bad.... Lita sucks... yep. I have not seen Steiner falling off the apron, so I gonna check out my friends tape to see how that went today.

I don't think Trish will turn heel. Not enough women to play faces and Victoria is just getting started as a face. Mmm... Victoria... tight yellow...

Well... let's think about a Bradshaw WWE Title push for a moment... Ok I'm done thinking about it.

How about Masato Tanaka no-selling about every damn chair shot he ever took in ECW.

I thought it was deliberate, but I guess it's all up to the eyes of the viewers. Anyone can see it differently, and that's the way I saw it. I remember Chris Jericho had a pretty loud one at Summerslam 2001 when he slipped off the top rope. Also the RKwhOops got a big one too.

I somehow knew this would end up being Randy Orton topic #3463121. Anyways, back to the botching... Erik Watts dropkick. Enough said. Does anyone have a clip of that so I can remember how horrid that dropkick was?

411wrestling.com says he's been wrestling with a torn ACL for the past few weeks. He's still wrestling he says because of this big storyline. Credit: 411wrestling.com

Not that long ago, Jazz was looking to hit a running Trish with a clothesline. Trish usually ducks under and hits a neckbreaker. However, Trish went foward too much and couldn't reach her. Jazz fell down like a neckbreaker anyways. Very odd moment.

Starting tomorrow, I will be reviewing Memphis wrestling that comes on where I live. Why do you ask? I don't know. I want to spread the word on how far Memphis wrestling has fallen. That's all. To make it challenging for me, I will review on the fly with no tape recording. One view, one opinion, one federation. Memphis wrestling shall begin tomorrow.