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John Bradshaw Layfield: Not only does he suck, but he's an ignorant asshole too.

That was freakin' quick.... Eugene can now RULE THE BATTLE ROYAL BITCH!

JOHNNY NITRO WILL WIN ALL~! Ahem.. but seriosuly... I have a felling Xtian will win it.

Battle Royal! Earaly prediction: Eugene will own all.

EUGENE HAS FUCKING WON! THERE IS A GOD!

Eugene is just ruling this ring.

EUGENE TIME~!

Let's see the matches.... HHH vs. Shelton Benjamin. Benjamin will probably get the win after HBK gets revenge. Shelty will then feud with Orton over the I-C title... Orton vs. Edge. Because Orton will have Flair's help to beat Edge probably. Batista vs. Tajiri. Meanwhile, I am really interested in this match. These two had a pretty good match going when they were against each other during that 6-man tag match last week. I like to see what they can do 1-on-1. And who would have thought Tajiri would be where he is right now? Weeks ago, he was jobbing to Garrison Cade. Let me say that again... GARRISON CADE! Jericho vs. Christian in a cage. This has definitely got my interest. I haven't seen a cage match in a while. They busted it out at the right time. Can't wait for this. Eugene vs. Rob Conway. And the match I've been wanting to see most of all. THE LORDS OF THE RINGS EXPLODE~! Anyways... Conway is good. Eugene is good. It should all be good. I will mark out if Eugene finishes with the German. And that is what I think of tonight. I don't know about Hirohito or whatever the hell they are calling him. I'm just gonna enjoy tonight, I know that.

Welcome back Dames!

Rene and his wang > Martel and his wang

Quite the interesting show. Can't wait to see Rhyno's opponent.

or maybe Kane will become delusional and look and Benoit and be like... "Katie.... is that you Katie... come here Katie... I'm not gonna hurt you, AAAAH!" He then goes on a rampage try to maim Benoit and have sex with him.

Well that look is different. Never seen a camo kilt before.

Jacquline as champion? YOU FUCKIN' DUMBASSES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHERE'S RICO AND HAAS?! WHY IS BOOKER LOOKING FOR FUCKIN' DIRT! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKIN STUPID YOU FUCKIN SMACKDOWN WRITERS! I need to calm down...

That whole Eugene segment just ruled all. It was funny from beginning to end. My family was watching it too, and were shocked when he did the arm drag. My mom went "Holy shit, he did that!" I marked out when he made Regal tap to his own Regal stretch. On a side note, I think the Triple H water bottle has more charisma than Triple H himself... And that was your HHHating of the day, brought to you by Muggy.

Sounded great. I think ya'll are right. Taker vs Booker T is the way to go in that main event IMO.

I think it'll be Cappotelli.

I may be a smark, but I am a Simon Diamond mark. Hell, a character I use in an e-fed is based on him, "The Starmaker" Simon Drake. And now... Pat Kenney? Dear God, who thought this up, and what are they smoking? It won't be the same without his cockiness and coolness. Now he's in there doing an Irish jig...

The mark in me is coming out again... UNDERTAKER ON SMACKDOWN! YAY!

I always thought the fame-asser was a lame finisher... How about Torrie's swinging neckbreaker. Enough said.

If Shawn Michaels wins next week, someone has a fuckin problem... On a side note.... does Shawn even weigh 200 lbs anymore?

They win! HOLY CRAP! CUe HHH putting himself over...

God bless the FLOP~! And where the fuck is Hirohito?

Wow... we haven't seen the flop yet!

SHELTON SPLASH~!