Open the Muggy Gate

Got mine set. BOOYAH~!

Palumbo as Columbo..... *looks around* what?

We need a Gene picture. I want to put him in my sig now. My current one sucks ass.

Bah I say... bah.... the BABY KILLER~! will live forever!

RAW needs one person, and one person alone tonight.... THE BABY KILLER GENE SNITSKY~!

They're engaged? Woah!

So in a span of 24 hours, Gangrel and Viscera come back, and Jamie Noble leaves.... WWE

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE THEY DOING BACK?

I have a strange feeling this gimmick will work. I don't mind the whole Simon Says deal. I was a mark for Simon Diamond and the line.

FOR THE FUCKING LOVE OF GOD! CAN SOMEONE BESIDES TRIPLE H BE IN THE TITLE PICTURE?!!?! Seriously... give DAVE a chance. Give Christian a chance. Jericho a chance. Hell, give Batista or even Flair a chance... can HHH get himself out of the motherfucking spotlight for once...

How dare anyone talk down about BATISTA's music! You should all be HOSS SMASHED~! ahem.... umm... Randy Orton's song is ok to me.

I've got no problem with Luther Reigns, and I would like to see what Eddie can do with him in a match on PPV. Wouldn't hurt, and Luther may get a good boost from this. And this Kenzo American stuff is corny as hell... but I'll admit I'm getting a laugh at it. I'm so evil....

I didn't like Christy before... but I have done a complete one 180. It's tough... but I gotta pick Christy over Joy. AND WHY AM I STILL CARING ABOUT THIS? Oh wait... they were calling each other cum sucking gutter sluts... never mind.... I DO CARE!

Regal and Benoit as a team? Awesome!

what did Christy say there at the end? I was still in shock from Carmella.

They got rid of Maria? Fuckers... Diva Diss? Oh dear Jesus....

Tonight is the night we answer four questions... 1. How bad will the wedding be? 2. Will the Randy Orton push work? 3. Will someone get rid of Carmella? 4. Does this thread have a chance in hell of being a classic by the end of the night?

I'm gonna tell ya'll a little story. Once upon a time, Diesel fought Mabel for the WWE title. The end.

They just shot their load in one night, but we'll see how this turns out. Either way.... that whole beatdown was FUCKING AWESOME~! Horsemen style beatdown, thumbs down, BATISTA~!... I mean the whole damn thing ruled. So what will Orton's theme be now?

HOLY SHIT!

Crossface!

I don't mind the chinlock. At least he's moving and wrenching on it unlike everyone else.

I smell a heel turn... BATISTA BOMB~!

It's BATISTA~! time! And they should've gotten rid of Tracey.

KANE IS KINKY~!