Open the Muggy Gate

Kenzo Suzuki is my new hero. Him gyrating and dancing while singing "Living in America" was pretty damn funny. And how is Rene still walking after that German? And then there is Carlito... I like the guy. He's not the greatest wrestler of all, but at least he knows what he's doing in there. I think he'll be a solid U.S. Champio, if nothing else. And for me... that's cool.

Jesus God.... why do I make these GOD DAMN PREDICTIONS THAT NEVER FUCKING GO RIGHT!?

So much for that push. Guess Taker nixed the program. And THANK GOD for that. You'd rather have Taker go over guys who could actually contribute good matches to the active roster? I'm just happy to see Heidenrape being put back down into the card.

Smackdown doing better than RAW? Woah!

Alright... Boston may have lost last night... but the Yankees supposed strength in their pitching (the bullpen) gave up 7 runs in 2 innings last night. If they think they can win again with that work from them, they are mistaken heavily. And tonight... the son slays the fathers.... Pedro takes down his daddies!

So much for that push. Guess Taker nixed the program. And THANK GOD for that.

Good lord.... don't judge Carlito by one match. Let's give him a chance and watch him for a while before we pass judgements.

GAY HAIRCUT ALERT!

That's it... Ric Flair and Gene Snitsky as a tag team! DO THAT FOR ME WWE! "We're high-flyin', limosuine-ridin', wheelin dealin, pipe wiedlin, penthouse-livin', miscarriage givin' son of a guns!" It's pretty simple. Flair makes the virgins bleed and gets them pregnant. Then Gene kills the baby. Tag Team of the year in a PWI rigged ballot. I tell you it would work!

Tonight... you will all face... KAAAAAANE!

That's it... Ric Flair and Gene Snitsky as a tag team! DO THAT FOR ME WWE!

Gentlemen... GENE POOL TIME~!

Alright... let's see...

That's what they ALL say? So let me get this straight... just because ONE FUCKING GUY posts the Red Sox will win in 6, that means the Red Sox are doomed? Geez... think that one out for a moment.

I really think they can make a big impact...... but maybe that's just me. But I have faith. I do. Too much shit about ghosts, superstitions, the almighty Evil Empire... yada, yada... and just because I type it on a message board doesn't mean the team will lose. It's not like I'm going to the field and going to be the next Steve Bartman.

If you're wrong, we can ban you. DEAL. Um.... no.

Holy crap... do Boston fans even have faith in their own team? I don't believe in all that ghost shit. I'm just stating what I think will happen. If you think I'm putting a curse on the team... THERE ARE NO FUCKING GHOSTS. The End.

Don't let Sharon near you! She'll give you the T-Virus!

Why do I get this feeling that after it's all said and done, we will have the "Plane Ride from Hell Version 2.0"?

Red Sox in 6. I guaran-DAMN-tee!

Edge from 2000: "GENITAL WARTS RULE!" You'll never hear anyone say that again....

- Carly Colon (Caribbean Cool) was well liked and respected backstage at Puerto Rico's World Wrestling Council promotion before he signed with WWE. This is an accomplishment when considering that his father owned the promotion. Usually being the son of the owner brings you resentment backstage. The word is that he is very good on the mic, but lacks charisma in the ring. WWE has put Colon in a program with Chavo Guerrero in hopes that Chavo can carry him in the ring. [PWTorch.com] Now this is interesting.... Chavo isn't gonna go after Kidman? They better explain that... I think this could be a pretty good feud if it goes through. Chavo can bring the wrestling. Carltio can bring the mic work. Although Chavo in the U.S. title hunt may seem like a bit of a stretch at the moment...

Um...umm... what the hell?

For a guy who's not a great talker, RVD sure does have some memorable shit.

You can find much worse than Cena in the WWE. Tomko, Kenzo, Heidenrape are much worse than Cena. Cena actually got to show off some other offense than his usual FIVE MOVES OF DOOM shit. Cena is OK as a worker. Not great, but ok.