Open the Muggy Gate

I'm telling ya'll... another 50 win season for the Grizzlies... and they will get out of the 1st round of the playoffs this time around.

I was looking at Scott Keith's review of RAW and he said Gene Snitsky may be the next big monster on RAW. Now I know no one gives a fuck about Scott Keith's opinion on this board, but he did make me think. After he destroyed Kane last night, is Gene Snitsky the new big monster on RAW? Or is there someone else like Batista?

This is the most fucked up series I think I have ever seen in my life... and we get one more round of it tonight. Tonight is gonna be AWESOME. *Prays to the baseball gods*

THANK YOU GOD! THANK YOU!

HLA BITCHES! HLA BITCHES!

Benjamin stands up to the boss! VOTE SHELTON BITCHES~! HE'S NEVER LOST TO TRIPLE H!

WE WANT A FUCKING BACK DROP!

Christian is Jesus-like in this segment.

Man, Christian keeps coming up with awesome shit. *Is now a member of the Gene Pool and the Christian Coalition* VOTE CHRISTIAN 2004... but to late... I voted Shelton bitch!

Lawler's computer illiterate.... VINCE~!

I have voted... Benoit (Because he's God and all that... Steel Cage (Because I'm a sucker for the cage) Steel Chair (Because it's better than a coat hanger to kill a baby) Shelton Benjamin (Because he's Shelton Benjamin. That's why) Head Shaved (Who wants to see Bischoff grow his hair back grey again? I DO!) French Maid (Because Jazz in a French Maid dress would be fuckin hilarious) Evening Gown Match (Because that's the least likely to offend)

I CHOOSE YOU BENOIT! *Benoit pops out of a pokeball and chops Pikachu into oblivion*

There's a group called Anal Cunt? Holy crap!

Eugene... you have just been... COAT HANGED~!

Damn that looked painful!

Tonight, you'll be facing.... GENE~! Forget the baby killing... it's retard killing time in the GENE POOL~!

I don't think there is anyway I can curse anyone in this topic.... so I'll be here tonight.

he bobbled the ball! It's tied again! God no! I did it! I really did curse the team! Fuck... I'm gonna go weep in my Red Sox cap now...

Austin returning to the Alliance. He said Vince McMahon wanted hugs from Kurt Angle instead of him. WHAT?

Admit what? That I'm a curse? Hell no! I won't because 1. I'm not one and 2. If I do that... Ok... fine! I'll ADMIT IT! YA'LL HAPPY NOW?!

Denial is the first step in admitting the truth.

I refuse to blame myself for this shit. Boston's pitching hasn't been doing the job, and New York just happens to be on the biggest fucking role of their lives. That's it.

Chuck Woolery... STOP IT ALL READY. Like the man in my sig says... IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

I AM NOT A FUCKING CURSE! THERE ARE NO SUCH FUCKING THINGS AS CURSES! I'm losing my mind over here. Boston just got beat by 11 runs and they scored 8! THEY GAVE UP 19 GOD DAMN RUNS! Man this is getting bad... and here I thought Bronson could step up...

I feel like killing myself...