Open the Muggy Gate

.... GO TRIPLE H!

This absolutely made me sick to my stomach. How can you begin to even THINK about this? Fucking sick...

GO CLIPPERS!

Day went alright Friday. Skating rink wasn't that packed for the regular public skating. We had to keep the Project Grad group in the rink till about 12 till they got the bowling alley cleared out and cleaned... then they let them loose all over the property... and I pretty much never saw those kids again. We had a couple show up here and there... but other than that, after that, it was 6 hours of sheer boredum and trying not to fall asleep. Nearly drove off the road on the way home by falling asleep at the wheel. Other than that, it was an alright day. And enjoy the new sig kids!

Okay, I'm watching this G4 coverage of E3. And I just saw I guy name Zack Selwyn (spelling?). For some reason, I can't remember where this guy has been before, but it feels like I know him. Where else have I seen him? Edit: Never mind. I looked it up on IMDB. He was on Dream Job. Now it's all coming back to me.

So right now I'm working two jobs (one has my two week notice). And I got them back to back in the same day. That's bad enough as it is. But my hours this time around... FUCKING EEP... 9AM-6PM at O'Reilly's Auto Parts doing delivery for them. Next, 7PM-12AM at the Family Fun Center (I run the skating rink). Now that's bad enough as it is... so let's throw in a Project Graduation for shits and giggles! That'll last from 12-6 in the morning. Oh Lord this is gonna suck... Anyone here had to work longer than twenty hours a day?

VIVA LOS BIO-DOME! *gets shot*

Did I just see Triple H in the same commercial as Jerome Bettis, Burt Reynolds and Eddie Griffin?

Just saw an ad for a theather production that's coming to our town. One of the people starring in it Thea Vidale. You know... Momma Benjamin. I guess they've fully dropped that angle once and for all. She ain't coming back it looks like.

They're setting up Michaels vs. Ken Doane it seems. HOLY SHIT!

Give me Toronto on a PPV and it's worth the buy just for the crowd.

So you think we're gonna have shots of Candice fucking Vince in and out between matches this week?

Tonight, you'll face.... THE SPIRIT SQUAD! Ok, testing that one out a bit...

I'm willing to bet someone will come out to make fun of the Mighty Ducks...not realizing their kicking all kinds of ass in the playoffs right now.

Chris Masters, Intercontiental Champion.... I'm fine with that. As long as he doesn't get the top belt.

Going back to the white trash T-shirt discussion, I did see two shirts at a flea market one time that I liked. The first said "For my next trick, I need a condom and a volunteer." The second one, the front said "Practical Joke: Check the Back". The back said "Fooling Someone: Check the Front".

Jack Evans is..... ONE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!

EDIT: That was one weird double post..... JUMP BALL!

Well maybe Luke Walton will step up....

Well how the fuck were we supposed to know?

If they really wanna piss people off, they need to get the Angel's thunderbats or whatever the fuck they called those things they beat together.

All this white is killing my eyes. I'm seeing spots.

I would now like to give you a preview of the next round... *Clippers make a three pointer* JUMP BALL!

Guys... we need to realize this... The motherfuckering Los Angeles Clippers are going to advance to the next round of a playoff. TAKE A FUCKING DRINK!

and that's why we brought back Sledgehammer ladies and gentlemen.