Open the Muggy Gate

HUKA BLUES!

Lawler needs to gather everyone around in the back and show them how to throw a punch. Especially Lashley.

I didn't even think of that. That could work out so well. I'm waiting for the Big Show to choke slam Santa Claus now.

Did that just happen?

Man, Bobby LAUNCHED Balls over the top.

Mamaluke never even got his name mentioned. HA!

STEVIE RICHARDS SIGHTING~!

Damn, did Joey just shoot on The King or what?

ALL HAIL KING BOOKER. ALL HAIL KING BOOKER.

Amish Paradise will forever be my favorite. First Al song I ever heard, and nothing beats it still to me.

Got GTA: Liberty City Stories today. It's all coming back to me now from the first time I played this game. I always loved GTA III, and seeing the old setting again is good. The game plays well, and Lazlow brings the goodness again with the talk station and commercials. The Paramedic missions will always be a pain in the ass though.

Nah, the bonus stage is when your girlfriend introduces her friend to you and says she's had dreams for a threesome. Trust me, that's the hardest bonus stage to find in the entire game.

I prefer level 3. You know, the level where she wants to fuck you all the time before she gets the emotional attachement to ya. Pretty fun level I say.

I really wonder if Chazz really shanked a homeless guy.

I just watched the video once again and just laughed my ass off at the fact he kills her, bounces off again, and poses like it was nothing. God Bless Charlie Haas.... he's so fired.

HAAS OF FIRE!

What the fuck was Shane doing?

HHH is genius.

WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF MAY 5th?

So what I've taken from this night so far... A botching Sabu... A better "Kane"... A HAAS of fire! and the HIGHLANDERS~! You know that's gonna be gold.

I just want to say one thing... THERE'S A LADY! THERE'S A LADY IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM!

BETH VALLEY DRIVER!

DOWNHOME HIRED CHARLIE HAAS TO HURT LILLIAN SO HE CAN GET HIS BOYFRIEND PROMOTED TO HEAD ANNOUNCER.

I approve of the perm.