Open the Muggy Gate

STAND BACK!

Triple H talking about himself yet again.... think they are actually gonna turn this into an angle?

So far so good...

Offbeat?

Shane must have been talking to Charlie tonight... cause he's a HAAS OF FIRE~!

The females are all over this show so far tonight.

If you have your Sam's Club card, she'll give you a blowjob as well.

Now we have a point.

IT LIVES TO MAKE SMARKS HATE ANOTHER YEAR!

And that already fills the quota for male ass tonight.

Maybe it's just me... but with all the people on RAW, it feels weird to say Intercontinental Champion, Johnny Nitro. Then again, WWE champion RVD is odd to say still too.

And we finally start the Trish vs. Melina feud.... and the IC champ is in the background. Figures.

When Rant says this, you know something is fucked up.

If there aren't people dead in Australia after the riots, I'll be shocked. That was an unbelieveable ending.

It just hit me that Johnny Jeter, Nick Mitchell, Ken Doane, Mike Mondo, and Nick Nemeth will main event a PPV. Didn't think I'd say that at the beginning of the year.

Johnny Nitro continues to be the only shining star out of Tough Enough. (Not counting Maven and his glorious hardcore title reign.)

Eh, computer is acting silly tonight. Can I get someone to invite me to the chat? Screen name is MeanMugginMatt

What sort of magical alternate universe do you live in where girls having their periods ramble incoherently about Arrested Development and The Wild Bunch? Tennessee.

I think Aunt Flow came for a visit.

I saw that segment. Truly unreal. "I'm a huge Pong player. Bleep. Bleep. Boop." The only think I really hated was the rating system. The last one was CMB, and those are my fucking initials. Everyone in my family picked up on that right away.

That's racist! Man, JBL is on fire as a commentator so far.

Lashley I think needs to get a little more over before we launch him into the World title scene. He's over... but not as over as a main eventer.

I'm really liking JBL so far. Chief Slapaho may be the winner for line of the night. I also like the fact he was putting Kendrick and London over pretty good.

He has facial hair now Well I'll be damned. Alright, Teenstache Muggy then.

Well, I just googled 138 and got this.