Muggy looks like that fucking tool in your english class that you want to slap. He makes unfunny jokes and is oblivious to the fact that the people around him don't like him. If he ever has a kid (10% chance) the mother will then leave and win custody. At age 45, Muggy will have hair like Lyndon Johnson and work in insurance.
Oh God dammit....
EDIT: While I'm at it, let me pick apart this shit.
Nah, I was pretty quiet in high school. Didn't start any shit really there.
Three men walk into a bar. They're alcoholics and they beat their wives.
Meh, don't really fucking care about that. Everyone puts on a charade. Truly, we hate everyone around us. They just don't know it.
I don't want kids. Be happy motherfucker.
My dad has hair similar to Lyndon Johnson, so I"m probably on my way. I'm studying for accounting and business, but I doubt I'll end up selling insurance.
Yeah. Some internet jackoff on a message board that has no signifigance to the rest of this world tells me all this bullshit that he doesn't know, and I need to hang myself off the living room ceiling fan after that. Bravo.