Open the Muggy Gate

Cena goes right after Nitro... probably thinks it's Edge! Those two are carbon copies of each other.

Okay, how many people use the Test Drive now?

You know, I was going to have a well thought out and articulate response to wildpegasus and all his bullshit on this board. But fate intervened and I got a call from my friends. It was them wanting to play poker. So I threw some regular clothes on and got in my car and drove away. When I made the turn on my road though, a mother fucking deer decided to leap out of the fields and run right into the driver's side door. No frame damage, but it broke the side mirror, and so I drove to town with no side mirror, which I've done before so no biggie. I proceeded to put $20 into the game and came out $115 richer thanks to some pretty damn good bluffs and lucky cards. I ended up taking $70 off one guy myself and had my best night of cash game poker ever. So I ended up breaking a side mirror, but gaining enough money to fix it and then some. I've yet to get to Kingdom Hearts II, so I may buy that and play it. I've heard good stuff about the game and I think I may play it. I also played Tony Hawk's American Wasteland yesterday. It's not the greatest Tony Hawk game in the world, but it's still a solid enough game to get my attention for a few hours. That's all I ask for really. Wow, I went on a tangent. What was I gonna say? Oh yeah, wildpegasus is a weightbench fucking, BabaBababababa Booey looking, Transformer masturbating, Astro Boy loving, sexually frustrated son of a bitchin son of a bitch. I would have had something better to come up with to call wildpegasus, but fate intervened.

My only guess can be Brock getting cold feet on dropping it to Tanahashi. Could be money, but I'm gonna say the first one. Probably thinks it'll damage his MMA future or some bullshit.

Sandy Alomar Jr is still in the league? Holy shit!

Little Man did more than Clerks II. My God, there is no justice in the world.

THE INTERNET HAS BEEN SWERVED!

Jobber Condoms? Guaranteed to rip every time you use them!

Floyd Landis

I live in the south, kid. I see CMT on TVs all the time wherever I go. People will watch CMT no matter what down here. And they'd definitely approve of Shania Twain. EDIT: And I think 909 might have actually left. WTF?

I was embarassed that someone could be watching me watch a suggestively erotic video. IT'S THE COUNTRY MUSIC CHANNEL FOR FUCK'S SAKE! MY GOD, GO GET FUCKING LAID! GET A BLOW JOB! SOMETHING! ANYTHING! GET AWAY FROM THIS FUCKING BOARD AND GET SOME POONANI!

You know, I shouldn't be typing this as it is incentive for you to keep on going. I could easily stop right now and have the fight won. However, my "eye of the tigerness" won't let me to do so. I want a fight from you. Drag yourself up from the gutter kid. My fucking God...

Let's see, finding a place to live for a long time, possibly permanently and continuing more important aspects of life... or flame Douchy McDouchbag on the internet 24-7. Decisions, decisions.

Steiner is so powerful, he doesn't even need to move his arms to hurt you!

Even moderators have their masochistic side.

JOBBER CONDEMS YOU ALL!

I got the Frog Ending mother fucker!

We'll give you $125,000 for A-Rod.

Man, 909 is kicking wp's leg out from his....leg and not looking back. This thread could use more The Box.

OBJECTION! OVER RULED! Your honor, that is a LIE!

OBJECTION!

You forgot the part about leaving the board like a whiny bitch. Just thought I'd point that out.