USC Wuz Robbed!

Exactly. I don't drive because I don't agree with gas prices. Sounds like I'm the most logical of the bunch.

Umm yeah it is. Some people seems to have success in stopping. Look at the ratings. Some people have less tolerance for crap than you, it seems. Doesn't mean they're a "jobber". Just means they don't want to give Vince the satisfaction of saying "Haha, they still watch! It must be working!" Simple as that.

Not if this guy has anything to say about that.

I own the best offense. I dare anyone to knock me down a peg or two.

If you were a wrestler, would you: Prefer to be given only finish and call everything else in the ring? Lay the entire match out beforehand? I would prefer to just plan out a few highspots and such, then call the rest of the match on the fly. Like to have your promo's scripted? Or just be given a couple of bullet points, and wing the rest? If I had to speak (which I wouldn't really want to), I'd do it from the heart/on the fly. Blade often? Only on occasion? Would you rather never blade at all? Only when the situation calls for it, like in the blowoff to a grudge feud. I'd likely do it once every few years, to make it special. What style would you like to wrestle? Why would you prefer to employ that particular style over others? I would either work the technical style with a little high-flying and brawling mixed in a la Benoit at his prime. The reason for this is because I find it to be more challenging than jumping off the top rope in a "LETS SEE WHO CAN DO A 720 FIRST!" contest or just beat each other up without rhyme or reason. Refuse to take certain moves? Only take them when working with certain wrestlers? No dangerous head droppers unless I'm working with someone who has a track record of making it a safe thing to take, if that's possible. Are there any match types you'd like to wrestle in a lot? Some match types you'd rather never have to work in? Anything that challenges my wrestling ability, like a 60-minute broadway or 2/3 falls or anything that challenges my ability to keep the fans drawn in. No deathmatches or matches where I have to get beaten the hell out of for no reason than to pop the crowds. What style of normal match would you like to do the most? Would you prefer to sell or to dominate? Would you like to do long matches? Considering I work better as a heel, I'd probably want to lead the matches, hence be a smidge more dominant than not. I'll sell the babyface comebacks though. Yes I'd love to do long matches. I've worked a few 45 minute matches without problems. Would you like to have a manager or valet to work spots with or would you rather just do it all yourself? Considering I would prefer not to talk, I'd likely employ the use of a manager to get my strong points over. In the match though, I'd like to work alone or if his presence is needed, without too much interference. Are there some types of angles that you would refuse to do? Some types of angles that you'd love to do? The obvious answer is WWE's crap. I would also not want to do anything where the woman is the central figure of the angle, just because the character I do would have no need for a woman. I'd love to do angles where I am in a bitter "Who's better?" feud against who would be viewed as my archnemesis. What promotion would you like to work for the most? What promotion would you hate to work for? Honestly, I wouldn't mind working for TNA to see if I could help shed the "Jeff Jarrett Show" stigmata. I also would work in Mexico or Japan. I would hate to work for WWE or XPW. What promotion of the past would you most liked to have worked for? What promotion would you have hated working for the most? 1980s NWA/early 1990s AJPW. Would hate working for WWF/E in any era and late 1990s WCW. Any wrestlers today that you'd like to work against? Any you would avoid working against at all costs? I'd like to work against the usual suspects like Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Chris Daniels, Bryan Danielson, Samoa Joe, etc. Would avoid working with stiff people like Low Ki and would avoid working with WWE's roiders. What wrestlers from the past would you like to work against? What wrestlers from the past would you not want to work against? Dynamite Kid is my #1 choice. I would also like to work against Macho Man Randy Savage, Ricky Steamboat, Sting, etc. Wouldn't work against any stiffs in WWE's history, and Hulk Hogan, HBK, Nash, HHH etc just because they'd probably badmouth me after I put them through a classic match.

San Diego is better than what their record indicate. They had to play a stretch where every team they faced had two weeks to prepare for them. The scariest part is that their schedule is only going to get easier. They're definitely a playoff-caliber team, maybe moreso than last year.

I'd say San Diego had a tougher schedule thus far with EVERY FUCKING TEAM THEY FACE coming off a bye week.

I win... that is all.

Come on guys. OU has the best passing attack in the entire country. ESPN in 2003 said so!

No b/c OU is so cool. If you don't believe that, I'll clubber you with a remote control! I'm BIG AND ANGRY!

My proudest moment was when OU won the national title in 2000 b/c no one was expecting it.

I think Jason White is gay b/c I was hitting on him the other day and he flashed me a smile with a twinkle in his eyes. If no one believes me, I'll clubber them with a remote control!

OU! OU! OU! BAH GAWD! OU would never lose an argument! They have AD!

OU RULZ BAH GAWD! OU! OU! Yeah how about this?

OU RULZ BAH GAWD! OU! OU!

OH NO SLAYER I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF TRYING TO MOCK YOU! I WANT TO EMULATE YOU! Now Dama, yes Im mocking him.

He is a retard. You know HHH wouldn't allow that. I know in a perfect world what you guys are saying is right. However it's WWE we're talking about here. All I am saying is, as far as the IDEA is concerned, that is Dinsmore's fault. WWE wouldn't have given it to him if he didn't suggest it. Yes he'd have languished in OVW, but at least it would be in a respectable role. He wanted to be promoted, saw how the WWE thinks, and came up with the gimmick. You also have to remember he was willing to play DOINK, just for a shot on the main roster. That's how badly he wanted to be promoted. Yes, the WWE didn't have to agree to it, and this part of the equation I do blame WWE, but to COMPLETELY absolve Dinsmore of the blame? You guys might do that, but I won't. Eugene should have won at Summerslam, but then where does that leave HHH? Remember the very next month HHH was fucking around with Orton over the title. It is not a good business move to have him job to a retard then go for the title. However I'm tired. So I'll just concede.

However, yes prolonging the gimmick was WWE's fault. That's not the part I'm disputing.

Well be realistic. Would they give such a mega push to a guy coming out of OVW such as your "example"? No. They will however accept a retard gimmick. That's who the WWE are. Dinsmore knew this. He played to their mentality when tossing that idea out. Hence the blame falls on his shoulders just as much as it does the WWE's. And if you're trying to say Eugene should have beat TRIPLE H, the man they're pushing as GOD.... you're fucking insane... and the moron.

Did this all of sudden turn into Hardcore Discussion? Damn, man. Also I'm shocked that you are not acknowledging the veritability of my statements in regards to Nick Dinsmore. I guess it's easier to go "BOO WWE! YAY NICK DINSMORE!" Hatin' WWE is so cool that you have to find fictionalized reasons to hate them for. They fuck up enough on their own without you guys piling on false reasons to do so. But hey, LOOK ITS FUNNY TO RIP ON ME! Continue, guys.

Man, hitting a retard isn't cool.

Hey look everyone, Porter is smart!! Just because the gimmick was Dinsmore's idea, doesn't make it any less stupid that WWE did it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's more accurate.

If you mean the deranged Mankind, they simply did an interview with J.R. that Foley was speaking as himself BUT as Mankind. It pretty much led to a "humanization" change in the gimmick into the lovable goof that he is. Edit: While EdwardKnox beat me to it, my explanation was better.

Once again I will like to remind everyone who seems to think WWE gave Dinsmore the gimmick: Eugene... WAS... Nick Dinsmore's... I-D-E-A. Now try to read that statement again. It was his idea. Got it? Let's repeat again: IT WAS HIS IDEA. Ok. Good. He only brought it on himself. Yes, granted he wouldn't have gotten called up as "soon" as he was if he didn't suggest the idea, but nevertheless he did suggest it.

Oh yeah it's HAWT~!