Fuzzy Dunlop

Dodgers signed Andruw Jones. 2yr/36m. And we thought Pierre's offense was bad for center.

Honestly I'm shocked that nobody else thinks that rule change is retarded.

I just don't understand why the offense would even bother, since all that could happen is a turnover, a loss of yards, or a penalty, whcih would also be a loss of yards. That's a dumb rule.

Wow, that's a new one.

Well, for the offense, what would be the benefit of running a play? They would just kneel down.

PBone?

Probably the only time I ever got an attitude with a customer was this old woman who claimed I shorted her by sixty cents, and this was like two days after Christmas so the store was PACKED, and we had a huge line, but I couldn't go forward with another transaction until my manager checked the computer to see how much money was supposed to be in my register, and then count my register to see if it matched up, but this old woman was getting impatient, so she said, "you know what? Forget it, it's not worth holding everyone up just because one of us doesn't know math," and I said, "you got that right." Then she just flipped out, and started telling me that I was a terrible human being, and I had no right to criticize anybody about anything.

LOL. Yeah, Massito, I guess, but not just in this thread, because we've had similar threads to this one several times before.

And the way some of you guys claim to talk to customers is disgusting.

Nope, in fact, we need more people like you. Well, not you, but you. In all fairness, I think most people are like Czech. If Mole and I dealt with this 40 or 50 times a day instead of once, there wouldn't be threads about it, we'd be too used to it. I've probably said this before, but I don't get the stigma that every customer in a store is either exceptionally stupid and/or unruly. I once estimated that of every 10 customers, probably four are generally great, five are indifferent and one is rude or tough to please. I'd say one out of every 100, if that, is memorably bad, like in Mole's story. I can't have that much better customer service skills than any of the other retailers here. I'll agree with that. Usually just once or twice a week I have some customer who is just impossible to please, so I'll call a supervisor, I'll take a ten-minute break, and I'll go back to work and try to forget about it.

I think this pretty much sums it up.

I guess I'm the only one who agrees with this last point. Girls are cuter in the winter.

Soo, we never did actually find out if there was a gerbil up his ass. I mean, he said that he only told the nurse that because he didn't want to talk to her about it, but we never saw what he told the doctor, remember that when he got home after the rumors had officially begun, Loretta was the only one defending him. Pretty interesting, no?

NFL Network is not exclusive to DirecTV. I get it on Comcast.

Toby Keith wrote a song about 9/11, I think.

Has anyone heard the Chris Cornell version of "Ave Maria?" It's AMAZING.

I'm kinda disappointed with the lack of updates in this thread.

Mik, a word of advice, if I may: Trim your nails. Even if you're not a nailbiter now, you will be.

You're having hunger pains after 16 hours? Like, more than just your stomach growling?

Incidentally, and I promise I'm not trying to take over this thread, because I'm not the kind of guy who would ever think to do that, I'm one of those fat guys with big breasts. Now, I've recently started running at a local health club. Is there any way to ensure that my breasts will shrink at the same rate as my stomach?

I think Mik should try and hold out until Thanksgiving. That way he'll have a delicious feast surrounded by family and friends to bring him back to life.

I don't suppose there's any chance Matsui could learn to play shortstop again?

Is it wrong that before I read "pedobear," I was thinking this picture was kinda hot?

Agreed.

Also, I have an HDTV, and I LOVE IT. I also have XM radio, but only for baseball games.