Fuzzy Dunlop

I actually made this standup alone. And by made, I mean unpacked and unfolded, but still, two months after his book release I find him on the facebook of the sister of a girl I work with.

You showed him! (By dating a chick who gets into S&M with other guys?) This is kinda why I get upset when girls tell me they're only kidding about finding me creepy.

Anybody else have trouble sleeping last night?

Never mind. I love youtube.

What? Where? How did I miss this?

50% of the world loves the Pats?

E-Town, I mean. Not Huntington.

I've been there! Two summers in a row after sophomore and junior year, my senior high fellowship group went there for a week to work for Habitat For Humanity.

Stepped on a scale. I've lost 15.5 pounds since Thanksgiving.

One time Spider-Man was fighting his most successful clone, Ben Reilly, and Mary-Jane tried to break it up, and Spider-Man ended up throwing her into a wall across the room. I was like "oh, dude, Spidey, no!"

Would you really feel let down? Seriously?

Here's the list of all the players who used steroids.

I think 10 or 11 is too old. I stopped going to see Santa when I was seven, I think.

Czech, did you skip a grade? I thought we were both college freshman during our AIM chats in '04.

I don't think "dog murderer" is "hyperbolic rhetoric." He killed dogs.

Happy Birthday, Czech. If Fukudome signs with the Cubs this week, I'll say to myself, "wow, I bet this is like the best birthday week ever for some guy I don't know."

My future girlfriend's birthday was last week, and I got her a book and a Starbucks gift card. She can decide which one not to open until Christmas.

Why does someone have to "set foot on a baseball diamond" to know about baseball?

http://www.wimp.com/racistteacher/

I think I sent Carnival a friend request on the first MySpace I made (before I blew it up to start over) and he left me a comment like "Czech, I swear to God if this is you, I will bust a nut."

I think this is the first time I've ever posted in this folder. Go me. Anyways, I've recently become completely addicted to this place in Chicago's south suburbs called the Galway Tribes. If anyone's ever in the area, I'd highly reccomend it. http://www.thegalwaytribes.com Their website doesn't have a beer list for some reason, but they have Dogfish Head 120 min., which is usually what I order. Unless I'm feeling like a bitch, and then I just get Allagash. Another cool place is the Flossmoor Station.

26 hr 90+ rbis how awful! so he hit for a poor average. its one season. people have "down" years, do pussy. I was trying to make a joke about how people complain about Pierre's offense when he's playing center, and now he's likely to play left or right. I'd call you a dumbass, but your sig makes me cry.

MY POINT EXACTLY.

And I thought I put italics around center. I suck at posting.