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I want him to just bring in a really long tuna sub some day. And everytime someone asks him a question about TO after he already answered the questions he can answer, I want him to just start eating the sub and describing how good it tastes instead of answering them. And yeah, Jay Marotti will be all, "Shame on you Bill Parcells for not paying more attention to TO."

The only thing more desperate than TO's need for attention is the media's desperate need to have a story about him.

I took the writing staff days to figure out what beats what in a hand and who was going to win which item of clothing. You know their attention to detail.

Then Texas laws are different. I'd be surprised by that, but I'm really really not.

Unless Texas hospitals have different laws, standard operating procedure is for a psy evalution and if it is determined he is a danger to himself then he is held since attempted suicide is against the law. So yeah, something doesn't stir the kool aid about this story.

Its starting to look like they are going with Joe vs Jarrett for the title and not Joe vs Sting.

Food or the Saints, food or the Saints...SAINTS IT IS! Watched the average Saints game? It's usually a way to stave off hunger. Shouldn't have bought those season tickets, could have bought a sandwich.

Food or the Saints, food or the Saints...SAINTS IT IS!

Kayne West should have played and wrote a special song for the occasion. U2 makes perfect sense, a jazz act would have made perfect sense, Green Day made ZERO sense and shouldn't have been allowed in the city.

He hasn't had good accuracy at all this season to be honest. I'm not worried about the loss of Branch so much as the loss of accuracy Brady has. I think Chad Jackson will be well aware of the system next season to give the Pats a taller, faster option at wide out.

Don't high flyers draw big in Mexico?

Yeah you know, Dixie calmed me down with the Kurt's family and health will come first. Then Kurt just proceeded to scare the living shit out of me.

Yeah, they are blaming it on the loss of Branch but him missing receivers and not being able to hit anybody is his own damn fault. I could understand if guys weren't getting open or dropping passes left and right but most of it just seems to be Brady can't hit anything and is looking like hell. NE will need receivers and linebackers no doubt, but Brady needs to quit his whining and work with what he's got. And the guys he has aren't exactly bad. He's just not hitting the targets.

I'm surprised at your rather cold attitude towards Angle getting back in the ring BPS, but that aside.... What's the point in signing Angle now if you're not going to have him wrestle for a couple of months ? Striking while the iron is hot and all of that..... Because it would show TNA knows he's not ready to wrestle and you should really build up to his first match in the company. And while you are building up to his match, you can have him on tv doing his little Angle interviews while allowing him time to rehab/recover. I still think the hiring is way too much risk but honestly, I'd rather him be in TNA than MMA. TNA has done a good job with the chronic injury machine Scott Steiner and allowing him time to recover. Maybe they know what they are doing with Kurt. I still don't like this though, not at all. But it was stupid of anyone to think he would ever be able to return to the E. That schedule was too hard on him and it's obvious his body definately wouldn't have lasted in that environment.

His feud with Joe was great til they just suddenly stopped it for no apparent reason. Now I'm not even sure if he's in TNA anymore.

Maybe Vince told him he didn't feel Kurt was ready to be back after a weekend of not popping painkillers. And that made Kurt super SMASH Angle mad. I think Kurt realized he'd never be able to work a WWE schedule for the rest of his life. TNA is probably the easiest schedule for him and they can toss him squashes while he rehabs. I still think its a bad idea but we'll see.

TNA is going prime time, but I didn't hear the time slot. Not sure if I missed it or not. and Kurt Angle is going to wrestle in TNA. Kurt Angle is in TNA? Well holy shit. That's not good news to me unless he waits a little bit before wrestling, maybe just let him get some squashes against Shark Boy and stuff while he continues to rehab and get better. But right now? Yikes.

Ok, so WHAT are the announcements again?

Well that makes sense in a not kind of way. Inventing closer usually isn't the smartest plan since Hollywood closure kinda ends up having more holes that make it worse.

Drew Stanton single handedly gave the Irish the game. Turnover after turnover after TURNOVER, all on Stanton.

Yeah, Drew Stanton is doing one hell of a job making a statement. The statement being, "I'M COLOR BLIND!" So the Irish will win, they will someone slingshot back into the top ten and Brady Quinn will suddenly be the leader for the Heisman. And the media will just forget the Michigan game ever happened.

GREATEST TEAM EVAR! LOSS WAS FLUKE! OMG NOTRE DAME NOTRE DAME NOTRE DAME! There, you now have the media reaction. And they now lead. Good job Stanton.

Bin Laden has been possibly dead every year since 1999. He'll never go down, he'll be kicking it with the roaches and Keith Richards when it's all over.

If Thomas Hayden Church and Tony Shaloub left, maybe. Even then, you might be insulting "Wings".

Great, WP got renewed for another fucking season.