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Someone steals Babe Ruth's talking bat and a little boy with a talking baseball try to find it and return it to the Babe in time for the game. That's about it.

Hey, if they are going to bring back the old gimmicks and angles then they might as well bring back the old policy as well.

Basically. For those who have been watching this game from the start, is it the Titans defense is just this good or the Jets offense is just this bad? Cause Young and Collins have combined for three interceptions so I know its not the Titans offense.

Chris Simms is miserable. I watched parts of that and he is still the same dead weight in Tampa that he was in Texas. Great, now they are switching over to the Reggie Bush jack off fest. Boy, I am so looking forward to 20 minutes of Reggie being called Jesus Christ.

This Texan offensive line is so iffy. One minute they look good, the next they don't give Carr a second to look for someone. And they are horrible at run blocking. Course it might just be all the Eagles, who have a amazing offensive line and their pass rush just shreds. Credit to Carr though, he's a fast little white boy.

-She was wearing a million dollar novelty hat -She had their car keys -Awesome Halloween puppet act -Jackass 2 is coming out -Jackass 1 came out -SIMPSONS DID IT I can go on.

For all of you who said you are great best friends, ask yourself this important question: If your buddy asked you to help dig up a corpse so he could have sex with it, would you? True friendship, it lives in Wisconsin.

Wow, how bad have Bond movies been lately if people are saying, "The best since.." after a trailer?

That's one fast white boy. I was wondering if Miami would have moved the ball at all if he wasn't on the team last night. Miami overall as a unit played horrible last night. No one on that team acted like they were ready for the regular season except Welker. Even the coaching staff was slow and indecisive. I think they'll be alright but giving up three touchdown passes to Charlie Batch cannot be a good thing.

Hilary seems like the strict school teacher who would hit your hands with a ruler and then grab your throat and tell you that she'd kill you if you reported her. That may actually work in her favor. I'm glad this poll is too early to judge, cause that is a bad list of candiates. Newt Gingrich? John Kerry? John Edwards? Come on now.

I had a feeling Standoff would be good. Ron Livingstone is just awesome. And that ending was pretty sweet, no sappy bull to make it all better. No "I always hated you and now I love you" ending, but the perfect "I always hated you cause I didn't want you spawn boy" ending. I'm still waiting on Shark. Although before it even airs it has too many holes which doesn't fill me with much hope. I enjoyed the season debut of BONES but the diner isn't the same as the restraunt from season 1. There was a better atmosphere while the diner just feels ho hum. Two episodes in and I think it's doing pretty well for a second season.

Nicole Ritchie. Least her Dad is famous. I couldn't pick Hilton's parents out of a crowd even if you gave me their picture.

Her popularity is stunning. Absolutely stunning. Pretty soon her stupid ass will get an MTV series. Now what I really want to know now is, did Steve get out a "crikey" or a "son of a bitch" or even a "..huh.." before he died?

Either the pain comes back or House is going completely nuts and doubting himself without the pain and just starts imagining he has it. Both could be a very fun ride. That thing with Wilson and Cuddy is going to come back to bite them in the ass. If his pain really comes back AND he finds out that they lied to him, there could be some Wilson punching going down.

I swear The Covenant looks absolutely horrible. Like it should have been a WB show but couldn't make the cut.

While I'll admit I got tired of that song long ago, I'd also remind you that song was written 15 years ago...back when Color Me Badd, Gerardo, C+C Music Factory, and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch were popular. Smells Like Teen Spirit > Every popular song from the year 1991. Except that its STILL getting praised as a great song when it's just NOT. No one goes out and defends Marky Mark's "Feel the vibrations" as one of the best. The song is what it is, stupid load that is still getting more than it deserves. Saying it's better than every song in 1991 is like saying cat crap doesn't stink when you compare it to what comes out of a horse and dog.

Self destructive House without a cane, I'm definately there And just because:

Florida State is getting to be the masters of finding receivers with bad names. Crap Thorpe and De'Cody Fagg. I kinda wish Taco Wallace had went to Flordia State as well, then it would have been a great list of names. Anyway, Jeff Bowden remains a horrible offensive coordinator and this "throw it up and see what happens" stuff doesn't fill me with joy for the upcoming season. FSU was doing everything in their power offensively to let Miami tie the game. Thank goodness the Noles still have a defense.

Its like that here vs Delaware because for some reason Delaware has stricter air quality rules and has to use a special blend of gas. So people in Delaware drive into Maryland for gas and people from Maryland drive into delaware for no sales tax and slots...I suppose its a fair compromise. Yeah, it's a pain in the ass. Its 2.84 where I live but about 20 miles up the road, it's down to 2.39 because of a pricing war. And we are usually considerably higher than Maryland because of our environment laws. About 20-40 cents most of the time. But you guys have a mall. Sussex County has to go to either Salisbury (33 miles) or Dover (40 miles), Salisbury ends up being closer so we have to drive in to get CDs that aren't edited to hell.

"Smells like teen spirit" by Nirvana. You can say something like it's got great sound but the lyrics are the stupidest load of crap ever spewed out the mouth of a singer. It's gotta be a top 10 finalist for most overrated song in the history of music as well.

Offensive ROY: Hmm, tough call but I'm going with an extreme dark horse in Tarvaris Jackson of the Minnesota Vikings. I like what he has shown in the preseason, I don't see Brad Johnson holding up and I damn sure don't see Mike McMahon holding onto the #2 spot. I think if the Vikings faltered or Johnson goes down, Jackson will come in and impress. Most impressive but no chance: D'Brickshaw Ferguson, he's learning very well and lays some punishing blocks. But he's an offensive lineman so already he's out of the discussion before the first snap. Won't get it done this year: Reggie Bush, simply because it seems like he still thinks he can outrun everyone on the field like this is college. He'll do good in the third down back role and if he runs into the Titans again he'll torch them, but that's not saying much since they are basically a college team on the defensive line right now. Reggie will be very good, but he's got to learn that he can't outrun everybody. He seems to be getting it and the quicker he does, the better he'll do. Defensive ROY: Donte Whitner, Buffalo Bills. He likes to tackle and something tells me that Bills front line might end up letting a lot of guys slip into the secondary.

He doesn't sound like he's acting like an asshole at all to me. He sounds like a guy really confused how he could do everything asked of him and find himself off the team. I'd be a little bit frustrated too.

Jesus, I could barely make it through the normal length of the third one. I cannot imagine it being 10 seconds longer, let alone somewhere between 35 and 50 minutes. The second one, yeah I could handle a longer version of that and a longer first one would be good if it's tacked onto the end to make it continue being fun. But that third one was brutal.

He looks like he's swinging for the fences no matter where the ball is at. Which is stupid. He needs to just tell the fans of NYC to go screw themselves and play baseball. If he thinks he'll ever win over every Yankee fan, he's out of his damn mind. The guy is a great hitter and a good fielder but he comes across as the kind of guy who feels like he MUST slam the ball out of the ballpark with runners on just so the fans will cheer him.

Actually, I enjoyed "The Omega Man" for what it was. Plus, Heston dies. You can never go wrong when Heston dies. And actually, the worst part about this is all the slash fiction that will surface. Depp and Smith as the last men on earth? That's the real god damn horror. The more I hear about the DVD for "The Woods", the more it makes me feel sad. The film got stuck on the shelf for YEARS and then when it makes the way to a screen of SOME kind, it's a bare bones barely the film is on it DVD. That just completely bites when it can't be released but crap like "PULSE" can get a wide release.