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If it was real, then someone out there has to live with the reality that they got their ass kicked by Jeff Jarrett.

They have signed EL DANDY! Seriously, it could be one of a dozen things or it could be absolutely nothing. If it's two hours, great. If it's Goldberg, doesn't mean as much as it used to mean. If it's Angle, that's bad because he's nowhere near ready to return to wrestling in his condition. If it's going up against RAW, that's PPV announced suicide. Whatever it is, it cannot live up to the hype she just put on it.

THAT'S MARVIN TIME! GUESTS ARE NOT ALLOWED!

He'd been a success already if he used his brain in his dick as well as the one in his head. Guy gets more offers to meet chicks than any unsuccessful guy ever and he blew them off for the silliest junk. Orioles and Hershey Park? Come on now. No one does that. No one.

Hopefully he'll come back with a triumphant story of the sex he had at Hershey Park.

So they can move, Jacksonville will cry "WE WERE SCREWED! OH MY GOD!" and then we'll STILL get a 33rd expansion team. Only called the Jacksonville Crocs or some stupid thing. Either way, the NFL is getting stuck with 33 teams. And then the Jags team that moved to LA will move again when LA stops caring around year 4. Then 3 years after the LA Jags move, LA will complain that they deserve an NFL franchise and we'll have 34 teams.

The Lesson: Never reveal how utterly pathetic you feel your life is and expect us to hug you.

Because St. Louis and Baltimore fucked up their expansion plans. Had they had their shit together maybe we wouldn't have to hear about trying to add a 33rd team for Los Angeles. Say, "Los Angeles Jaguars." I like it. Right, because Los Angeles needs another franchise they can pretend to care about for four weeks and then watch as it folds up and leaves because the fans don't give a damn. LA wants wins now and if it isn't winning the title, they aren't coming to the games.

Before I forgot, why does Chad Pennington celebrate EVERY play he makes? Every play he made in the Patriots game, he celebrated like he just won the Super Bowl. Also, maybe Big Ben wasn't ready to come back? Cause they really look like a team that was not well prepared at all for this game. But hats off to the Jags, they are pretty damn good defensively. They are weak offensively but very good defensively.

Nothing says hardcore gangsta like stealing a mini van.

Umm, kinda not the same situation. I don't know of anyone who got sent to jail for not shopping at Walmart.

Wait, RAW is in Montreal tonight? Gee...I wonder what they will do tonight...hmm...lemme think.

They gave up on that whole passing thing for awhile. This Nebraska option offense suits them better.

Drew and run do not go well together. Unless all the defenders have ran 30 yards downfield, then he might get 5. Nice pass to Crayton though, he should have two.

Cowboys lose a touchdown because TO doesn't go with two hands on the ball. But Mike Vanderwhateverthespellingis finally hits a field goal.

BACK TO PLAYING LIKE THE SUPER BOWL YEARS!

I'm pretty sure if they start 0-2, then you could hold that one over them.

Panthers are in trouble. They have made it extremely obvious that they have no offense without Smith. So now teams will just double team Smith when he returns and the Panthers will look completely lost. Just like the NFC title game. Also, Chris Simms threw the ball 53 times. 53 TIMES! How the HELL do you throw the ball 53 times and end up with 3 points??

David Carr is pretty good as well. Shame the Texans don't have a secondary. Odd how everyone thought the Texans should have drafted Vince Young because Carr wasn't that good. Guy has four TDs and no interceptions with a completion percentage of 75 in the first two games against pretty good defenses. Their secondary is horrible. Their defensive line is improving and their linebackers are showing signs, but that secondary is just terrible. I'm shocked they have one turnover from that group cause they don't look like they are developing except maybe backwards.

Oct. 13. It would appear that the marketing isn't that effective seeing as how you're about the 20th person here to assume that The Marine was already released. What marketing? Other than WWE RAW, I haven't heard a damn thing about this movie.

Aaron Brooks is a back-up quarterback at best in the NFL. He's got Tony Banks disease.

Man, it's just crazy how close Detroit is to 40 points. It's a testament to the Bears to be holding down this incredibly high powered machine that reminds me of the 49ers dynasty and the amazing ability of the Greatest Show on Turf all rolled into one ball of unstoppable force.

Hollywood isn't giving us any other options. It's been a really weak month for wide release movies.

That post game press conference he had from last week was sad. The poor guy sounded like he was choked up and wanted to cry after how badly they played. It's going to take about three drafts to pull this team out of the mock they are in but they can't get three good drafts.

It's in Florida right? So the officiating won't hurt the Gators. But the Vols better prepare to be part of an episode of "OZ" cause they might take it hard without the lube. Oh crap, it's in Tenn. You're screwed.