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I just remember Shani Davis (fuck Chad and his bullshit) and Lindsay Kildow showing some heart. The rest was very unmemorable. That and figure skating judging is full of shit more than ever since there is no reason Cohen should have got the silver after her piss poor free skate performance.

Drop the network and then they can be confused with MTV. Doesn't sound like either one of them will have programming worth watching but at least MNTV will have the excuse of just starting.

Shaun White and Lindsay Lohan...I could see some very ugly children coming out of those two hooking up.

Pfft, if you really played Vice City you know the cops don't care until you've hit your sixth person.

Well, if you like skaters falling on their asses then NBC's coverage of the figure skating finals is going to be awesome. Not much of a shock that Sasha imploded, she just doesn't have the focus for back to back good performances. She's lucky everyone else looked dazed and confused as well.

Oh come on, the world needs more fishing guides.

Damn dude, those are sweet names too.

By removing Hussein, there is no way the country wasn't going to fall into civil war. They are just way ahead of schedule. I didn't expect them to do this for five years at least. This country has been developed too damn fast because everyone has been bitchin and that's not a good thing.

Room with that guy, death should be expected.

Could be worse, coulda been Lita's snatch. "Boys, I've decided to start my own bodybuilder federation. It's a new concept I just thought up. The public is hungry for it. That and I've decided that John, you are going to drop the title to David Hasselhoff at Saturday Night Live. It'll be great."

Damn, that one isn't working for me. Ah well, plenty more of the ones I want are working so I'm cool.

Did it work for you? I tried it and Family Feud failed to activate.

Oh, I think it's on now. You THINK? We are well past think if they hit what I'm hearing they hit.

Vince has decided he is going to start paying them in WWE dollars. Much like Disney dollars only worth even less.

Damn dude, that's sweet. Got the three I was after from the site. Awesome.

Am I crazy or was that Jimmy Johnson in a cell wearing a false beard telling them it was Terry they wanted? ETA: Dear god, it was Jimmy. Ok, that's just funny.

Man, if ESPN hasn't scheduled their Opening Day games then Santana vs Halliday HAS to get on television. That's a battle of two of the best arms in baseball.

Plus he just says Mrs Stinger is a looker so it's not even that he's stalker her. Little less different than DDP running around chasing Sara. Plus the DDP angle would have been fine if Page hadn't gotten his ass kicked over and over and OVER again. Hell, did DDP get the upper hand ONCE in that feud? Shelley's whole gimmick seems to be find his enemies and tape them, perhaps to give him some kind of advantage over them where he may not have it physically. That and he's a sleaze. DDP checking out Sara Taker when he was married to Kimberly (far as we knew at the time), just kinda made no sense.

That reminds me, what the fuck ever happened to Nicole Bobek?

I don't even drink. Had one drink in my whole life. Now I'm on meds and the alcohol mixed with em would, well like kill me and shit.

Yeah, you'd think someone killing the first black President would still be the top news story over President signs worthless treaty with Russians. Then again, the only station we see is FOX NEWS so maybe that explains it all.

Not really no, but you gotta admit if she did...that's like a huge deduction against her. That guy makes dorks look cool. Plus it's funny the media trying to hook them up like it's high school or some shit. WOW! The little freak won a gold medal! So did a couple other guys who look like men and not someone who thinks a bowl of Fruit Loops and an anime cartoon is a good first date.

Every picture I've seen of her legs from the side when she isn't in a skater uniform, they have looked very weird. Like too much muscle growth or something. Might be the fucked up angles. She's win with the "I could fuck the life out of you" look she has when she smiles, I'll give her that. Course if she does end up going out with that weird looking snowboarding fuck then you must immediately drop her hotness by about 100000 points. So anyway, onto her actual skill. Does anyone think she has a shot at a gold? It's obvious she has the talent but does anyone think she can be consistent and perform to take it? Personally, I'm hoping she can but I just see her failing to pull it off.

Holyfield, why is RVD holding a gun at someone? RVD isn't holding a gun, it's a photomanip of the Eilian Gonzalez bullshit we in the states had to deal with a few years ago. RVD is just added in doing his thumb point. I think if Sasha's head could be transfered to an older looking body then I'd find her hot. As is, she just looks like Amanda Bynes before she turned 12.

I agree. I'd rather RVD capture it at Summerslam or a big WWE PPV than at ONS. Plus why the fuck would Triple H be wrestling on an ECW show to begin with? It's stupid enough they are doing another one but now people want a non-ECW alum to defend his belt there? Save an RVD title win for the Slam.