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This is exactly why this should have been in Current Events. That response of his is comedy gold. And yes, terrorist wouldn't want to harm children. Why, before every suicide bombing the terrorists make sure no children are in the malls, planes or buildings they decide they want to destroy because killing children is wrong and unacceptable to the sweet hearted soul of a terrorist. They are like Santa Claus in a way with their love for children. The goal of terrorist is no child will be harmed by their hands. I'm quicker to believe we developed a giant turd monster that flings crap or that the bat boy from Weekly World News has joined the war effort than I am to believe this story.

Cubs: Grew up watching WGN on C-Band, Harry made me laugh and the Cubs were on every day before that stupid MLB television rule. Orioles: Cal Ripken Jr, that's about it Patriots: They were in the celler, they had cool uniforms and my only local teams were the Eagles and Redskins. I decided I'd rather be a fan of the worst team in the league than an Eagles or Redskins fan. Mavericks: My local choices were either the 76ers or the Bullets. Plus I could always watch the Mavs on the local Dallas station. I briefly liked the Bulls but only cause they were on WGN and had my favorite player B.J Armstrong. Screw Jordan, I liked the Bulls for Armstrong.

So now Evolution is winning dark matches? Usually the heels only win to close out the show if they have the belt. Why would the heels win a six man tag to close out an evening with cameras off?

Didn't he have a 'real' match with Tommy Dreamer once in ECW. Dreamer took the mic and said something like 'we're not going to do that tonight Jack'. Off the top of my head that's the only thing I know of. It wasn't horrible, but I think that was more because most of us were shocked New Jack could do any wrestling moves. And sorry, New Jack without the music is just not going to work. Then again, he'll be more entertaining than most of the roster. He'll be like an insane Austin if he gets an open mic. Just censors working overtime. Bless him, I hope he signs now that I think about it. Not like they can ruin his image.

Call me when Mel becomes sane again. Which will probably be a quarter to never. Although Mel is much more sane than Phelps, but that's not saying much.

Forging government documents is light years bigger than paying off a reporter to me. Reporters are so easily bought and sold that it's not an ounce of a shock to find out some are in the pocket of the government. That's just advertising to me. Course if you want to hang them, please do. I like it when anyone in the Department of Education hangs. Especially Teacher's Unions.

It's so absurd that Current Events would have loved it just for some of the responses. It would have been a glorious day. Me, I'm treating it like the joke that it is. Like our soldiers have candy. Now if the story said "war rations and footballs" then maybe I'd believe 1% of it.

Awesome Now we are the witch in that fairy tale. I love it. We need more stories like this.

A tryout MATCH? New Jack....wrestle? Dammit, they better air it. Cause that has comedy gold written all over it.

The Jags did a damn fine job against the Colts this season. Too bad they couldn't handle their business against easy teams cause they might have gave the Colts a run for their money.

Coach Carter is a touch different since he refused to let them play or practice till the entire team was passing and held them all accountable for the actions of one. It nearly got the coach beaten to death by insanely anger parents. It is based on a true story and will probably be much more accurate than some of the others. It COULD do good but I don't know.

Carroll committed two stupid holding penalties with the Pack down seven and the Vikings ended up getting a free first down twice and eventually scored a touchdown. Course I understand he has done this all season long so I don't think the secondary should be shocked. Packers need to draft some defense and wide outs cause they are holes the size of the Grand Canyon.

Oh great, the ESPN golden boys were the only ones to get votes. I expect a five hour special on it now. And no votes for McNabb or Owens? I dislike the guy but come on, they deserved some votes over Vick.

Brady didn't even deserve the MVP of the Super Bowl against the Rams. He already gets enough awards he doesn't deserve. And yes, I'm a Patriots fan.

It's a statue of a woman in a black long skirt carrying fruit on her shoulder that has been broke in half. My mom has one, really stupid looking at that.

The nicest thing I can say about Triple H? He knows where to buy some fine wigs to hide the fact he's probably got less real hair than Sargent Slaughter. And no one in the business buries them like Triple H and the Undertaker. No one. Not even Kevin Nash can bury them like Triple H can.

Farve is color blind and the Packers are afraid to tackle. This game is going to end 34-31 again, I can just feel it.

I don't see Coach Carter doing extremely well, but it will get a solid 15 million. I think Electra will grab a cool 22 million. And the Fockers will remain #1 with about 23 million. White Noise should tumble to 10 million or less.

If the Vikings lose 34-31 on a last second field goal again, I think the Viking fans have permission to set Green Bay and the state of Minnesota on fire.

Tony Dungy makes Denver his bitch in the playoffs. I don't care who Denver has at quarterback, they would still be made into a bitch. I'm not in good spirits about the Indy/NE game with the Pats secondary the way it is right now. It's short and battered. I think the Billy B undefeated Patriot Playoff record is about to come to a halt. And if it doesn't, can't WAIT to hear the excuse from the Colts. And the rule change the NFL makes for their whining golden boy.

Yeah, I meant the guy playing Titus or whatever. The Fallen Angel rules the planet.

How the hell did Spanglish cost 80 million dollars to make?

I knew it wasn't Warrior, the promo would have lasted 40 minutes and we'd have seen lots of stupid trees. I thought it was Christopher Daniels from the jacket shape. Is the guy any good?

I may be wrong, but I think he was talking about Fat Mike from NOFX.... Hes obsessed with big lesbians and has been a punk rocker for most of his life. I'm pretty sure it's all about Michael Moore. How long into 2005 did it take for the first "Mikey is fat" joke anyway?

There is a reason January is the dumping ground for Hollywood. I mean come on, last year TORQUE was unleashed on us. January is the month of movies that had great premises but the writer/director just either didn't agree or weren't smart enough to make a good movie.