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Kutcher cannot be killed by conventional weapons. I'm sure someone already tried. I find it hilarious how we know there are celebrities who endorse Bush and yet they are never heard. Meanwhile, I'm getting my news box crammed with crap about "so and so worthless no talent endorses John Kerry!" I want to know who Gallanger is endorsing, that could totally change the tide of the election.

What do you expect when the audio goes out every 10 minutes? Considering who was talking when the audio was cutting out, I think it was a blessing.

Nice. You are trying to earn a job as a wrestler so you no-sell the Big Show. Yeah, that fills me with hope.

What does incumbent mean again?

I'd like to know what Kidman has done to even be considered in the running for the title of legend to begin with. What? Days of Thunder?

The 40 yr old who was eliminated. After him, the rest are losers.

Good news! Kerry has been endorsed by Ashton Kutcher! It's all coming together now.

Looking at the mess Boise State, ranked 18th and 7-0, has Hawaii, SJST, Nevada, and La Tech left to play meaning they could go undefeated and not get a major bowl bid. Utah, ranked ninth and 7-0, has SDST, Colo St, Wyoming and BYU left. They could go undefeated and not get a major bowl bid. Wisconsin, ranked 6th and 8-0, has Minnesota, Michigan St and Iowa. Meaning they could go undefeated and win a major conference title. Auburn, ranked 3rd and 8-0, has Miss, Georiga and Alabama with either a game against Tenn or Georiga again. Tougher road but they could go undefeated, win the SEC and not get a shot at the National Title Miami, ranked 4th and 6-0, has NC, Clem, VA, Wake, and Va Tech. Could go undefeated, win the ACC and not get a shot at the national title. In other words....Chaos could be coming. Excellllent

I smell a Sting return coming as well.

I heard that Iraq thing kinda bummed some folks out. Hey, is Afganistan still there or did we blow it off the map? Anyone? Guess they shouldn't have voted for it then. And yes, considering they just held an actual election I'd say they are still there. Democrats: "We may have voted for the war, but it's not our fault it actually happened."

With this writing staff, I doubt they even remembered it. Face it, these people couldn't write sitcoms and soap operas. And soap operas are filled with so much bs that the only thing you need to be able to do is spell. Last night felt really quick but god, I'm starting to get a very WCW vibe now. Which I really haven't felt since WCW.

Least someone gets the importance of Trish on RAW. She is the only true face on the roster with all the helpful advice she gives out. Heel? Pfft, no idea where you get such things.

I can dance to the theme from Suspiria. I might be rare though.

Tomorrow it'll be she had sexual relations with Horatio Sanz before the show and couldn't clear her head.

Maybe this will be like when Kelsey Grammar announced his wife had a urinary tract infection Maybe Ashlee "I wish I could sing" Simpson will lead the way in the awareness of Acid Reflux disease!

I think we'll be extremely lucky if the recounts are done by 2006.

They should. They should take a page from Reagan and shitcan ALL of them if they strike. -=Mike I would. And why does Bill Clinton help the democrats? The party turned its back on him in 2004 and cost Gore the election. I don't understand why Bill hasn't just told them to go to hell, flashed his package and ran off with a hooker named Sunshine.

The Mel Gibson episode made the first half perfect in every way. The rest of the episodes could have sucked, the Passion of the Jew was awesome in every way.

Is this f*cking election over yet? Can I just go vote now and forget about the bickering till it ends, in 2006?

Should have called it "The Highway to Hell" and had it lead into the worst city in Australia.

So, it has went from "my band screwed up" to "It was just an enhancement track" to "yeah I did it, FEEL BAD FOR ME! I'M TIRED!!!" What a load.

Using Yakity-Yak is the icing on the cake... That's not Yakity Yak, that's the BENNY HILL THEME Which makes this 100 times better That's the actual name of the Benny Hill theme... See, I think Yakity Yak and I think that old song

Using Yakity-Yak is the icing on the cake... That's not Yakity Yak, that's the BENNY HILL THEME Which makes this 100 times better

Are you honestly shocked by this?

I think even you could get up in front of thousands of people and lip synch. Hell, pay me a couple of million and I'll lip synch to Dashboard Confessional Or Nelly Or Jessica Simpson.