Slayer

Say "what's up" to TSM's favorite Oklahoman while you're there

That's very important!

Gay marriages ruin sanctity and stuff

Such hostility, Czech. I still break out the classic "Deck the Halls" and "Good King Wenceslas" every Xmas. Nothing like those analog synths (weedly weedly) to take me back to kindergarden again

If OU wins the Big 12 title this year, they'll continue their pattern of winning it every even year this decade

Did one of the e-fedders get lost on the board?

Against the ever-intimidating AFC West

Well, to be fair, they only had HFA last year... remember, the big knock on their playoff collapses this decade was "They keep having to play on the road... if they had HFA and everyone had to come to the dome, they'd make the SB!" Though we did see how that turned out

And that is why flaming should be allowed outside the flaming folder

HTQ is beyond fashionably late to his own party I hope he's just building up the suspense

Minnesota avoids a repeat of '03 by preventing Arizona from a last second TD, and stop the losing streak in the process

Mike doesn't feel sad, he just runs programs

Well the Boise St. players were eating Tostito's chips after the game. No doubt because they're delicious

And we mock bad bowl names today

The hell it does

OU stops an OSU final drive and advances to the Big 12 title game

No

You have to replace Drew midseason to get that magic push. Also, I was at the Chiefs-Broncos game last night. The Broncos are even less fun to watch in person than they are on TV

Not quite

Who the fuck are you?

Hey, 2001

I call moratorium on anyone posting video of annoying girls if they're not getting naked and/or fucked.

It's good to know SJK absorbed all of HBST's 8th-gen sublinimal animal tendencies after his untimely banning

The RAM behind the man