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So posting tl;dr articles in full is better?

Too bad he's kinda really crazy. He's really rockin' the Skullet too. He's been taking fashion tips from Devin Townsend

We just talked about this yesterday, Leo

To think without Jerk's helpfulness I would not have been able to discern that very prominent feature of said picture

Myspace, 1984 edition

Neuhesiel vs. Fulmer... I can't decide who I want to lose this game more

It's run in coordination with Room 101 "But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved TSM."

Now, now, I said the retard kid being hers was just a rumour. It's like "Desperate Housewives" come to life

There was Superhero Movie, but that was a Zucker production and not those two clowns Though why Zucker chose to follow the leader on the wonderfully creative "(Genre) Movie" film title is beyond me

I can has metropolitan? How do I evacuated city?

Rumor has it they're working on "Spy Movie" now To think, somewhere there's a perfectly good blacklist lacking Friedberg and Seltzer's names

I was expecting the thread title to lead into a series of jokes, à la "You Might Be a Redneck"

...but we don't want to spend a lot of money

Big boo to the VT upset, as I've become a VT fan by proxy due to Mrs Slayer and her family, and I'm sure I'll hear about this when she finishes watching the DVR (as we were out earlier) Who's that Troy Palmolive lookalike for Utah?

One look at the "Pictures I Like" thread could have told you that

Speaking of Boll, amazingly the worst thing about him that's stood out in my mind wasn't the rapage he's unleashed upon various source material, but rather the whole "You made fun mein movie? I fite you now!" incident

Disaster Movie doesn't seem to meet the definition even for the shallowest of parody. It just seems to be 1. Here's a recent celebrity or movie character 2. Here's a recent celebrity or movie character meeting some horrible fate 3. Take that, recent celebrity or movie character! Hopefully this is the movie that finally kills their film career... at least Uwe Boll had that whole tax write-off excuse before the Germans revoked that. The best quote I ever read about Friedberg and Seltzer was in a review for MTS (paraphrased): "At the end of MTS, audiences are treated to President Bush getting kicked in the balls. As of this writing, President Bush's approval rating is 35%. Friedberg and Seltzer's movies average 8% at Rotten Tomatoes. At this rate, maybe America would rather see President Bush kick Friedberg and Seltzer in the balls."

Friedberg and Seltzer are to parody what Uwe Boll is to video games

I think I got a fucking cavity from this post

"Sanitarium"

Specifically the triple shot at 3:03, which makes me think of the MST quote "Why do you hate my groin so much?!"

They make those? I haven't seen them, though that does make me think of the "Looney Toons in (mid-90's) hip-hop gear" t-shirts that were prevalent during my HS days

I hadn't watched a lick of women's basketball up to this point, so it's a shame that I just now caught notice of the Aussie women's singlet uniform... much nicer on the eyes than the standard baggy all-overs.

The big thing I remember about Zsasz was that he was a noted big fan of Batman (obv) and James Bond, so much so that it became a common counter against him to the point where he made a thread about it. I also remember that we didn't get along too well until ironically about two weeks right before he came down with the ban flu