Slayer

Because I wasn't being my normal ironic self, after all

This would be a good name for a band

Remember when Marvin was an allright guy with a slight hair problem and a love for Andy Kaufman and the Ravens?

Oh, yeah HEY IT'S SLAPNUTS

Officially confirmed songs for GH2 Arterial Black - Drist (original track [bonus song]) John The Fisherman - Primus (original track) Psychobilly Freakout - The Reverend Horton Heat Strutter - KISS War Pigs - Black Sabbath Who Was in My Room Last Night - The Butthole Surfers You Really Got Me - The Kinks, as performed by Van Halen YYZ - Rush There's already some video footage for these songs floating around, though whoever they had playing them were pretty bad Looks good so far. Hopefully they stick in some more metal this time, but I'd also like to see some more blues and acoustical stuff too. Also, no more shit like Incubus or The Donnas. Oh yeah, I still want them to stick in something like "Cliffs of Dover". While not on "Eruption" level of insanity, it would still be a scary song for the game.

Hmmm, boardum rape...

Be sure to send an e-mail to Nintendo's anti-Yakuza division.

I'm not sure how to explain this then It does make some sense, although Kotz was dead-on earlier in wondering why Cheesala is just plain dumb here, where at The Pit he's ANGRY and dumb

Hey, Bettman said it, not me. You agreed with it though Yes, they did win the Cup there, but referring to continually being on the ass end of the NHL in terms of attendance is not what I would call "hockey succeeding in Carolina"

Third base

More like

Interesting fact I did not realize until i heard it this morning: In the World Series, NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals, a road team has not won Game 7 since the '79 Pittsburgh Pirates

I remember reading a shoot interview with Arn Anderson where he said if he had to do his career all over again, he would have done everything the same except two things: He never would have acted afraid of Robocop, and he never would have agreed to job the TV title to the Renegade.

That was more of a continued refuting of KGB's statement from earlier

Sure, they can win titles, but they have fuck all for attendance... They're the Florida Marlins of the NHL

Because continually hanging around the bottom 3rd in attendance is how you spell "success in Carolina"

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Judging by that crowd, yes. Didn't the Hurricanes have to comp tickets for the first two games of the Finals because of poor sales?

Two straight Alberta v. Southeast Finals, two straight nothings for Alberta But at least we know hockey works in NASCAR country... right?

Well, my name's Bob Stinkmeyer

But what about the Benjamins?

Are you Rant's understudy now?

Or put a fake e-mail address in your info and Cheesala = Lactose

You know, I never thought someone could make a Rant thread even worse