Slayer

Actuaries in action! I'm buying a couple tix today, just for the fuck of it.

Straw grasping! Villains with cool deep voices: James Earl Jones, Orson Welles and Leonard Nimoy

MacGyver is the new Mr. T?

I would think it was that easy, but when I watch, the scoring never seems consistent... when I watch curling it feels like this *push... shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave clunk* "...two points!" *push... shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave clunk-not-much-different-from-the-first-one* "...three points!" Me: "What the fuck?" *push... shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave shave clunk-just-like-the-first-two* "...one point!" Me: "Fuck this *changes channel*"

He's the real American Badass. Fuck Kid Rock

Last time I said that, Alf had a conniption. I was hoping for a repeat. ...there's always the four-point play

Mother Theresa was better looking

So... Cheney : Shooting Hunting Partner :: Clinton : Launching Missiles ?

must... resist... bumping... thread....

I see what your problem is... you're confused by their names, because they all sound like questions.

Drug runner

I thought I used it pretty well here

2002 was my worst year at TSM

The rest of TSM agrees

John Starks... Still God

It's fun to watch, I guess... I just don't know what the fuck's going on I tried looking up the rules once and quit reading after a paragraph

seriously, is everyone here fucking lazy or what? *begins to type up long response* ...ah, fuck it

"Let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners."

I've seen Czech. It's not Czech.

Wait, that fucker's still around? I thought he retired by now Granted, I pay marginal attention to hockey outside of the playoffs, but still, I thought that had happened

Side note: I think the guys who said "matches can only end after big moves" are fucking nuts. First there's the lack of variety brought about by this (witness the E for most of this decade) and second, it's exciting to have a match finish just out of nowhere (witness Bret/Owen or SS92) During Goldberg's big winning streak, I always thought the guy who would finally beat him should use an inside cradle countering the Jackhammer, since it was clear you weren't going to overpower him. Bret would have been perfect for that, of course, but this was end-of-the-road WCW we're talking about. ...when was the last time someone in the E used an inside cradle, anyway?

I know I don't

Is this the same documentary A&E's been airing for the last decade?

Also, like you said earlier in the thread Which means you get it. When I was 16, I got my first job as a clerk for a group of financial advisors. One time I saw them going over their taxes and saw that they owed a bunch of money to the gov't, I asked "well why don't you just overpay so you get money back at the end of the year." The response was "Because the government doesn't pay interest", so I had hammered into my head early that refunds aren't the godsend people make them out to be.

A man of words, that one