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Slayer

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  1. I didn't know he did those other crazy things... no wonder dude's practically immobile now.
  2. Apparently you didn't hear what Czech heard
  3. I miss user posted image
  4. In my retail days I was always good at avoiding customers on my way out. Typically I'd take of my topshirt and just have my undershirt on as way of letting people know not to bug me when I'm off the clock, especially if I had my own shopping to do after the fact. What used to piss me off is when you're closing and people are still in the store. Now I can understand some people have crazy schedules and might not be able to shop in the middle of the day, but show some goddamn respect for the person who put in an eight-hour shift and has to wait on your ass to finish checking out. I'm sure you'll get a kick out of this story... one night when I was working grocery, it was almost midnight and closing time so I give the standard "store is closing soon, please bring your shit up front" announcement. Most all the customers come up to check out and everything seems to be fine until we do the store walk and find an older woman and middle-age woman (probably mom-daughter pair). We figure we'll let them get away for a minute or so to finish up... 12:10, still nothing, so I get on the PA and make a "the store is closed, please bring your shit up front" announcement. 12:20, we go peruse the aisles and find them still shopping, so I make another announcement, this one very emphatic. 12:30, they finally come up to the checkout and we find out why they didn't respond: Because they didn't fucking speak Inglés.
  5. And handguns* *Except in America
  6. Truly he was our greatest poster Cheers to you all
  7. Slayer

    I'm Back.

    Someone hasn't been checking on it a very day
  8. Sure, regular season matchups are slightly heated up in February, but the real shit doesn't begin until the conference tourneys in early March
  9. All six Season 7 episodes need to find their way to DVD. While they did bring in Pearl which brought down the quality of the host segments (though CC Pearl was still marginally better than SF Pearl), there were still some gems, like in TIMM which was spent satirizing and deriding Hollywood bigwigs for their treatment of BBI while making MST3K:TM The movie riffing was balls-out though. Must've been the "want to go out with a bang" factor, which manifested itself in several classics during the final SF season as well.
  10. Whatever boss. Slim Citrus = Rochester? High times: October January March June Low times: February July This only relates to the big four though. Tennis is meh, and fuck a bunch of golf.
  11. We were better off without the first post after all
  12. It's "tiled", not "tie-uld"
  13. Washington goes to Seattle next week and the NY-Carolina winner goes to Chicago
  14. Haha
  15. I never knew Blacksburg was a haven for such chicanery. And to think I spent my Xmas vacation there.
  16. Slayer

    I'm Back.

    Probably smells like beluga and Smirnoff
  17. The Vikings have apparently hired Major Dad to replace Tice So in the last decade we've had the Nutty Professor, Henry Rollins and now this
  18. Big Ryan Hoffmann I'll split his infinitive That grammar nazi
  19. Slayer

    I'm Back.

    That's rather egomaniacal
  20. Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards
  21. I think Matt Bloom is a good enough real name to wrestle under, although over there he'd become "Matt Broom"
  22. unders_core
  23. Too hardcore for Hardcore Discussion
  24. I didn't know Elastigirl had such a big package
  25. No one has 3peated in either college or pro football
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