Slayer

But he's already here

Watching this game just makes me remember how much I hate everything about UT sports, from the ugly burnt-orange-almost-brown color to the stupid uniforms sported by the cheerleaders and band

Chris Berman, you aren't

It's amusing when people try to be gimmicky* *Not really amusing

We need Gervase

FromBeyondTheGrave is just being gimmicky Ignore him

"Media gets lost looking for Angels stadium in Los Angeles"

I have the feeling the ALCS was a "damned if you do, damned if you don't thing" Sox/Yankees III: "Boo! This is the same old shit! Give us some fresh faces!" Angels/White Sox: "Boo! These are no name teams with no name players! We wanted Boston and New York again!"

I got that from Wikipedia, I should note According to the same article, the reason he grew his hair and beard over the winter of '03 was because the collision with Damian Jackson in the '03 ALCS left him with frequent headaches so bad he didn't want to get his hair cut or shave

Thai mom; white dad

This is not the Damon you're looking for

It'd be weird seeing Unfrozen Caveman Baseball Player in a different uniform (Yes I know he was in KC and briefly in Oakland, but not as his current incarnation)

It's weird thinking of people here by their real names Matt, Jeff, Dave, Drew and Dan? Nah

I don't understand champagne and beer celebrations for winning a DS Winning the pennant? Sure, I get that, but just the DS? How many of the other big three have teams celebrating like this just for winning one postseason game/series?

I imagine expectations weren't THAT high for the postseason, but not this not high... or something Come on Angels. You're my new AL favorite

Meltzer and actual WWE wrestlers would so visit this place if it wasn't for us.

Good ol' El Douché...

Crush'd

Didn't even touch him!

Maybe if they switched to auto-related mascots like the other two city teams...

I could just imagine these dumb American families in Canada, thinking it's so "foreign" compared to the US *a family walks up to starvenger* "CAN YOU. TELL. US.... HOW TO GET TO.... THE CN. TOWER?!"

Brooke Shields did the same thing At least A.C. Green is still married