Slayer

"I froze when..." is the new "OMG BAN PLZ"

Also: "Ban me?! I'm already banned! Ban me?! I'm already banned!"

Haha Get it?

Cleanup in Aisle 3 In other news: Jobber cutlets available in the deli

I want to hear about Tack blowing out Kotz's eardrums with black metal goodness, dammit

Is that even a real word?

Looks like all that sleeping at the scouting camp paid off for Sherman

Clearly the solution is to abolish Daylight Savings entirely

I'm the only vocal Vikings fan most of the time And the "fucking Pats fans" bit is Czech's

You have tirts

That's not real. It's gotta be either a doll or a Photoshop. Boy, nothing gets by you, does it...

"Rocky V never happened..."

Slapnuts gheyed this thread up real fast Back to what really matters... namely, the pope tentacle-fucking 13 year-old girls

It's not the board, Alf. It's your state once again fucking around with the laws of time

I would think it'd be "about 99% of the American populace doesn't care about the panda-fuckers"

See also: Real Pro Wrestling

The sound heard is that of my point flying right past you

He could play another TV character named Tony

Hi

That'll teach you to be Cuban!

Whatever you do, Kotz, don't go to the OU library... I hear they have some big doof working security there

I made fuck-ing you an art form

Private Meteorologist #1: "Hey, looks like a hurricane's gonna hit southern Florida. Should we warn the public?" Private Meteorologist #2: "Nah, it would cut into our profit margin." Private Meteorologist #1: "Yeah, you're right. I'm sure those people will be fine..."

More like YOU stop getting so paranoid and suspicious about it...