Slayer

Dio made a whole CD about killing the dragon

Malmsteen will fight the dragon!

No one cares about Canada

Actually the Cowboys won their first two SBs pre-cap ('92,'93) with the '95 coming under the cap's formative years Which strengthens your argument, really

If the Patriots win the SB this year, it'll be the same number as the Cowboys in that timespan (3 in 4 years), but they still probably won't get any respect

I think they'd tap the Japan/anime fanboy market pretty well with that, actually

There's still a mathematical chance that teams that are 5-8 in the NFC right now could make the playoffs. True, but the Rams could win the division, which not only puts them in the playoffs, but gives them a home game against a probably better WC team

The bad part is that Martz will probably keep his job because he'll wind up in the playoffs by virtue of the NFC West sucking a fat one

Why do you have such a hard-on for me all of a sudden?... Heh heh heh

Mafia sorta did that, but without the soundtrack. I imagine a GTA-esque soundtrack would be rather amusing though "President Roosevelt is in the news again..."

I bet there are some asshole parents out there who would prove that wrong

I actually decided to watch the video. Yikes. In all seriousness, I can't foresee her living a long life

"Dammit, we don't want your drug-running calls clogging up our phone line!"

I don't think I need to restate my feelings for Mike Tice

Hardly a surprise

Good work

I'm surprised this thread has gone this far without a "shame on you" post from one of the more uptight folk

There's a bit of a difference between a virus and a congenital disorder

It's not MY fault the sheep was coming on to me. Plus, I was just helping it over the fence

Or they just die a quick death in the wild. God's will, indeed

Thanks for restating the original post

Next up: "Kylie Getting Hit By Football"

I would be one of the assholes to take advantage of this.... if I could ever actually rent something I wanted from there

We could go back to stonings and crucifiction. Rocks and the crosses are reusable and cheap. On a semi-related note, I'm all in favor of public executions. The halftime show at the Super Bowl should feature at least three sociopaths getting hanged, fried, or shot. Lethal injection just doesn't make for good TV, though the gas chamber might be OK if the chap inside it twitches and convulses a lot. I'd rather them be beheaded, and have the heads roll into one of 5 numbered holes so that the people can gamble on which hole the head will roll into. Decapitation Plinko!