Slayer

Loss smells.

Loss wouldn't hit it, and he's gay

Where are these pussies of American society so we can collectively hunt them down?

Cross Jurisdiction was Anglesault?

The kid's only 2 years old and he already has a receding hairline

Man, I'm not even flameworthy anymore My spirit is crushed [/banky]

Why doesn't anyone want to be like me?

Half of TSM just went impotent

Show your tirts

But you could say that about a lot of American sports too Hell, your quote about bonding with your father came right out of City Slickers, except that they were talking about baseball. One thing I will give soccer (notably the World Cup) is that while here in the US, we may have cities hating each other because of sports (Boston-NY, LA-San Fransisco, Detroit-Chicago), but the WC gets whole nations to hate each other all over again (e.g. England vs. France vs. Germany vs. Italy, etc.)

At European football games they just piss in their cups ...then toss them at the players That or they recirculate it into the beer stock

Wise man say: "When you have a boy, you have one dick to worry about. When you have a girl, you have hundreds of dicks to worry about."

Writing extended "Shame on you" posts isn't going to change anyone or anything

I've seen those at Wal-Mart. I guess now they are trying to put Mexico out of business too. Serves them right for taking all our jobs

In a past thread covering the same discussion, someone made the good point about how it wouldn't fly with American advertisers because of the 45 minute periods with no real breaks or built-in TV time-outs for them to stick commercials in every 5 minutes.

Wise man once said "Socialism, the Metric System and Soccer are three things that may work well for the rest of the world, but goddamn if you try to make it work in America..."

Nothing is worth that trouble

I would check out Heaven and Hell too, just as a curiousity. And, believe it or not, I won't try to turn this thread into an Ozzy v. Dio war

Well, not ALL of them, in their defense... but really, only a small percentage of women presented as "comediennes" are actually funny, IMO Essentially, John Belushi was right.

I wonder what Banky has to say about this

That's about the only time someone could be envious of Barron

I still say "WWF" because fuck those treehuggers

A big problem with the first AP movie with me is that my classmates (was a senior in HS at the time) were all quoting assorted stupid shit from the movie so damn much ("Yeah baby!") that it really made me not want to see it. I had the same problem with Seinfeld. There was this group of assholes in my class quoting shit from it all the time thinking they were all funny... god I hated them, and they made me hate Seinfeld. I don't hate it anymore though, but I am apathetic about it.

I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out

I did He was delicious