Slayer

Subliminal animal doesn't get scared, doesn't get happy, doesn't get sad... It just runs programs.

Two possible interpretations. Points for both. You're either a living computer glitch inside the TSM server, or you're The Monster to Inc's Dr. Frankenstein

Why the hell would I talk to you? You're not even a real person. You're just a gimmick account that somehow attained sentience, like some sort of message board golem.

I'm sure Popick will type a long rebut to this

So have they fuckin gone yet?

So that's, what, 13 for Maddux now?

I was just reading the usual back-and-forthism in this thread and then I came across that post with the fifty dollar presumably-biblical-college-level word which I found equal parts funny and offputting to the conversation So, essentially, chalk it up to another smartass Slayer post

... Pedantry only goes so far

But Iraq was EE-VIL~! and therefore it was okay

Why would anyone vote for Bush? Because Bush's daughters are much much easier on the eyes than Kerry's ... That's as serious as I'm getting

Definitely a buyer's market for shortstops this year

I think the trend may have started with Judas Priest: "Prelude" before "Tyrant" on Sad Wings Of Destiny, "The Hellion" before "Electric Eye" on Screaming For Vengeance, and "Battle Hymn" before "One Shot At Glory" on Painkiller "Prelude" and "Battle Hymn" aren't the first track on their respective album though. "Hellion" I will grant, although it and "Electric Eye" are practically considered one song anyway (just listen to their live CDs), whereas you never hear a lot of those lead-in songs when the true first songs of a CD are performed live. Helloween popped in my head because of the two Seven Keys albums from '86-'87, which had 2-minute long orchestral type instrumentals leading into the first songs ("I'm Alive" and "Eagle Fly Free", resp.) and the concept has been used by many power metal bands since then. On another note, the strangest intro I've ever heard on a metal CD has to be the beginning of "Warlord" on Manowar's Into Glory Ride

30 pages overnight? Damn The CE equivalent of a OAO RAW thread, ladies and gentlemen

Better yet, ignore that politically angsty thread altogether

So that we're not " The United States of NYC and LA"

Jesse is going to eat Dama

Seconded

Ever notice how a lot of metal bands (mostly power, but I've seen some doom and black metal bands do it as well) will put a 1-2 minute instrumental as the first track of their CD and then lead that into the first actual song that's on track 2? I almost always skip right to track 2 I'm not sure how that trend started, though the earliest signs I've seen point to Helloween

Wonder what that must feel like for the Colorado-alumni Vader Well, at least his kid didn't go to Nebraska

I voted, but I'm not watching anything

Dynamite Kido must die(t)

How do you castrate an OU student? Kick his sister in the back of the head Har har har

BCS jokes? You suck It's hard to argue against the Steelers after doing what they did against the Patriots, but I think Roeth will eventually get hit with a case of rookie-itis, and the Patriots are good enough to bounce back from a loss stronger than ever... so I'm sticking with the Patriots

I just came for the free beer and cake, and then I left

This should involve some sort of circle-jerking