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"And Jesus said 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone purple monkey dishwasher'..."

"I have it on good authority that MikeSC eats puppies"

Michigan wins, albeit unimpressively

The "big fish in a small pond" that is West Virginia missed potential game-winning FG, but Maryland got flagged and WV got another (closer) attempt and had the second attempt blocked

That has to be one of the most unintentionally funny posts I've ever read. "Yeah, man. We're going to have girls. Hot girls. Who will probably kiss. And beg us for sex. And we'll have alcohol. Lots of alcohol. To drink. And vomit up. And drink again. Haha, and we'll like....play music. Loud music. To wake up the neighbors. So cool. And you're not invited.......so HEY!" This is my favorite post so far

Just because a certain formula was successul with one person does not mean it will work for everybody. Sarcasm, my dear raz I was mocking how it seems that the E made Randy a transition champion almost solely just to get the "youngest champ evar" title off that buzzcutted what's-his-name, because they sure didn't do it to make a good storyline

After getting tired of watching the Red Sox get raped by the Yankees, I turn over to the Michigan game only to see SDSU giving the Wolverines a tough game And SDSU picks off Michigan...

Well, at least there's good college football on today *turns to see Michigan struggling against SDSU* ...I can't get a break today

Hey! I'm only 14, sickly and thin Tried all my life just to grow me a chin

But hey, at least they got the title of "youngest champion ever" off that one quitter

It's very hard to pinpoint a couple of CDs IMO because Zappa 1. Has a huge discography, and 2. Experimented with innumerable musical styles My personal recommendation would be to start where I did, with the You Can't Do That on Stage series, most notably numbers 1 and 4. They cover a broad range of both time and style and should give you an idea of which Zappa era to look into further

Call me a nut but I prefer a lot of Zappa's 80's music/live performances (where they changed up some of the older songs) to his older stuff... most likely because I'm a stickler for good production and his 80's music production was miles ahead of his MOI and 70's stuff. The music was pretty good too, and he was in full-on satire mode lyrically. As for JFH, that was Zappa's first foray into synclavier composition. A couple songs on there are catchy (no lyrics though, entirely instrumental) and have a good melody (Night School and G-Spot Tornado) but most of the songs are polyrythmic and very dissonant, and would drive music simpletons (like your co-workers) insane

Just about anything from Jazz from Hell would work too

Note that UTSU still has yet to admit which one is him

Hahaha The anti-religion songs like "Dumb All Over" and "Heavenly Bank Account" didn't fly well with the biblical folk here, either

That was another pisspoor choice of a storyline for the E to try to slowboil

Because God has flaws too

Ram it Ram it Ram it Ram it up your poopshoot (Cornhole!) Ram it Ram it Ram it Ram it up your poopshoot (Fistfuck!) I learned the not-so-easy way to screen which Zappa songs to play at work

I keep seeing people talk about how Randy was turned too fast and the storyline was pushed too fast and wonder if anyone should be surprised. Ever since the WCW takeover, the WWE has been notorious (in my eyes) for rushing potentially good storylines now now now and not letting things slow boil The unfortunate irony is that abysmal storylines like Diva Search and Torrie v. Dawn from a couple years ago seem to stretch out with no apparent end in sight

....huh?

I did read your spoiler text I can understand that they were jokes but given George's descent into madness since the mid-90's, I wouldn't put anything past him, hence why I believed they could have been real.

Bonds is even taking over TSM threads When will the madness end?

Hey, this is the Ichiro thread. Talk about Bonds in the Bonds thread. Did Ichiro do it? I'm wraught with anticipation...

He didn't shake Puke's hand!

What is there to "get"? I don't see anything that would give this away as being a (rather stupid) joke If they are fake, I got fooled, but still, your use of the word "get" just made me laugh