Slayer

"Zach Malibu Must Die"

Them's fightin' words, preppy...

I am Slaycutus of Zappa... Resistance is futile. Your musical tastes, as they have been, are over. From this point foreward, you will service... us. ----------- I had a bit of love for Zappa before you came along, you just helped spark the fire even moreso (in a totally heterosexual way, that is)

Skullet power!

Haha Anyways, the football flag novelty has expired for me. Back to random shit again.

The mod squad decided it's better to just place BANZ0RED posters into the banned group rather than deleting the account so that info like e-mail and IP and other l33t interweb tracking device shit is kept on file

Duplicate posted here (originally posted in the main WWE Folder Rules Thread) for the benefit of my fallen brothers in comedy

Guitars play really fast and distorted and the vocalist growls and shouts Does that help?

A lyric search for grinddeath? Hahaha

Take someone from Greenwich Village and stick him in the South Instant Kotz

If she's just running around nude, it's not porn (in the legal sense) Now if she's swallowing a dick, that's different EDIT: The chick in that video is diddling herself, so it is porn... just not very good porn

I thought that was called a "Dave O'Neill"

I think the problem with the Gibby HR is that history has focused solely on that single moment and that time has wiped away all the circumstances behind the homerun that made it so great at that time The LA Dodgers were lucky to make it to the postseason, carried almost entirely by CYA winner Orel Hersheiser's arm and MVP Kirk Gibson's bat. In winning a 7-game NLCS over the 100+ game winner Mets, Gibson gets injured and therefore cannot play in the WS against another 100+ game winner in Oakland, featuring: the young power-hitting combo of Canseco, McGwire and Weiss; a starting rotation with Dave Stewart and Bob Welch; and good-starter-turned-devastating-reliever Dennis Eckersley. It appeared that the WS would be a wash for the A's (three years later, the luster on this team would seem diminished even after 3 WS appearances, losing two to extreme underdogs and winning the other one with the assistance and overshadow of plate tectonics, but going into the '88 WS, they were viewed as this monster team) Hence, when a gimpy Gibson came out to pinch against Eck in the bottom of the 9th, it just seemed like it was gonna be an easy out and the game would be over/close to over (I forget how many outs there were). That is why this home run is considered so big

#3 is Gibson's homer

Hey, Al actually did something cool

Eat it, bitch

I would vote for Manny, but I am slightly biased on the matter *admires himself in his Ramirez jersey*

"Holocaust"

If I may be serious for a moment...

Because they create more runs than any other player in the league. Well, that depends on which MVP school of thought you believe in 1. The #1 player in the league, period, regardless of his effect on his team (how Al sees it) 2. The player who actually is the most valuable to his team (how I see it) Hence why I can't support a player, no matter how good, on a last place team getting MVP. An MVP, to me, takes a basement/average team and lifts them to playoff contender level. How much value can an MVP (in the true sense) have on a last place team? Does he take them from sub-basement level to basement/average level? Look at Alex Rodriguez. If he wasn't on the Rangers last year, would they have been saying "what's up?" to the Tigers in the contender-for-worst-record-of-all-time competition? Well, I can say one thing: He's not there anymore, and look where the Rangers are. That's value, I tell you what.

Thanks for using that sig, Bored

I don't know the exact quote, but the one time when he said he was gonna go home and bang Linda, including the classic words "genetic jackhammer"

Czech and NYU barred from the WWE folder...? They really are trying to make that place a black hole for humor Which means Coffey will be the only guy left

151 games? How many seasons/years does that go back?

Been discussed Oh come on, are you REALLY surprised by this? You cannot be serious