Slayer

That is SO a bannable offense Whatever.

Yeah really... By that argument, Mike should be renamed to "Eagan4SC"

"We are the Gheyme. Resistance is futile."

WAR OF THE TARDS~! I'd agree, except he would think it made him special. The fact he admitted that he did all that shit just for the purpose of making a classic thread should DQ the thread from classic consideration Paging Mr. Alfdogg...

This is the kind of quality writing one can only expect from a mainstream magazine

Eagan Don't care about the other bracket I want my Eagan v. Paul final

I'm disappointed by the lack of "yo momma" jokes in this thread

I remember doing this before, hell I even still remember what it was without looking it up "You can call me any day or night, call me..."

Oops, I figured it out I've been upgrading the security on my comp and so I was denying site-cookies right and left. The lack of a cookie from TSM apparently prevented me from being anonymous Carry on...

Is it? I feel cold and exposed... *shiver*

Only after downing my liquid breakfast first

Virgin-Land

Sure are a lot of aspiring authors here. Not me though Mine (in no particular order) - Heavy metal singer and/or player - Cartoon voice actor I used to have pro wrestler on there for a good many years, but after finding out about the real business (physical/mental endurance, politicking, etc.) I decided that's not something I want to do even if I could do it.

I beg to differ Easter Bunny of Oblivion

He's right you know I killed Ripper's fish

I notice I can no longer log in as an anonymous user Did you do that?

Because I like it here Gee, I sure hope your arm doesn't fall off from lobbing so many softballs

Yup

I'm not the one who was unanimously voted to the CE Morons Hall of Fame

Okay, maybe not "fluff" How about "crap"? Can I call it "crap"? "Steaming, piping-hot, fresh-from-the-rectum crap" Yeah, that does work better

This is where I would break out the fluff-o-rama pics. Come on, CE people, police your own After all, is this really what passes for a "Current Event"? Or an event of any sort?

This made me inhale my breakfast from laughing so hard

You should be rebanned for that assault on the English language

Double in Mathematics/Economics Could pursue grad school in either one, but then again, Popick's an economist, so... mathematics it is

Some things don't change Speaking of elephant output, when I was in 6th grade and my class was at the elephant section of the zoo, one of the elephants let out a long huge stream of piss and just about everyone in the class was going "ewww" I thought it was the coolest thing ever