Czech please!

And then you lost money playing the card game.

It's not really a wrestling board. Don't bother.

Y2Jerk, you are some kind of crazy

You are the shit happened.

DQ Grill and Chill is not "upscale and comfortable." I've only seen them around Rockford, so how upscale can they be?

Really now.

That most of us stopped posting here is no secret at this point. I'm guessing that a lot of you have found us, as evidenced by our unusually large backlog of registrants, but we haven't found you. If you're some person we've never heard of who aspires to switch from this TSM to that TSM, you should probably tell us who you are and why you want to come over so that we don't mistake you for Russian spambots and delete your account.

I bet we accidentally approved Ortonsault at the other board already. He's the smartest man in the whole board universe, after all, so how could he have not outwitted us by now?

Xavier is being left out of the handjob party because of his unwavering devotion to a transgendered weirdo from Buffalo who has managed to righteously annoy people who are higher in the board's chain of command than I am. As for the board's elitism, we've let in a large number of mouth-breathing lumps who bring nothing to the discourse, so let that go.

The other board doesn't really have a current events folder. Well, it does, but it's not really the same style as the Serious Politics Discussion On The Internet thing we had here, so we figured you wouldn't like it.

I get what he means. Something about the production, instrumentation, or whatever about popular music from the 1960s will occasionally compel someone to enter a violent rage. It's not always the same song from person to person, but everyone has one. Mine is "Sweet Caroline."

If you still post here, it's for the best that you don't worry about any of this crap. Just go about your business as usual.

I'm trying to think of a way we can do a big Spoon Sendoff before he leaves for the Army. We should try to compile as many great Spoon threads and things as we can. Ballston, State of America, that time he wrecked a car, the time he almost fucked a girl that was passed out, some stuff from when he was a mod, I dunno. Something.

Man, I'm gonna miss Joe Mauer.

I could see where he would hate it. I could also see him bludgeoning an incompetent warehouse grunt to death with a hockey stick as "Happy For The Rest Of Your Life" plays in the background.

TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEE TAAAA-CHING YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU Awful. Add me to the shit-in-your-mouth list.

Oooooh, that is a good one. No, I like that song! Hazel Mae's wicked haht for a flip!

The logo is much better, but I don't like the script. They should just keep using Copperplate like they do everywhere at Ford Field.

From the side he kind of looks like Lou Reed.

So what exactly are the details with Calhoun and the latest round of "Oops I'm A Crook"?

I bet this leads to more insufferable "x is good, y is evil" dueling ad campaigns like the time Comcast wouldn't pick up the shitty Big Ten Network. That was a fun chapter of sports television history. The NFL Network isn't any damn good either, from what little I've seen. More like NFL Public Access.

How do people eat these? I see these in the frozen food aisle all the time and it boggles my mind that people have deemed these fit for shame-free consumption. They just look so disgusting.

Not-quite-spring is my favorite time for Wilco, the Smiths, and the Replacements. "Alex Chilton" is my favorite 'Mats song because I'm an unoriginal shlub, but it's #1 for a reason, so I can't feel too bad about it. I'm extremely fond of "Androgynous" and "Here Comes a Regular," which is the only track I really really love off Tim.

Having never had a hangover, I guess I can only offer my coping method for various incapacitating ailments, which is to drink tons of water, orange juice, black tea, and then eat some bananas. The vitamins and caffeine are apparently enough to get me through the day. If I have a migraine, there is no cure, and it's pretty awful. I don't think I've had one in over a year, though, which is nice.

Dickhead cops in Texas. Figures. At least he didn't shoot the guy execution-style like that BART cop.