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Those Steelers jerseys and helmets are horrendous.

"Bad move. While a defeat of Cleveland might seem automatic, you shouldn't waste that team when they'll have an incredibly soft schedule." Key to Survivor is often picking not who you think is going to win, but rather selecting must-lose teams. I don't think Cincy's a terrible wasted pick, especially since they're a VERY shaky team (look at their finish last year) and if you can find a Cincy game where they're almost definitely not gonna lose, you should pick 'em. Go Bengals!

Billy Gunn's theme music needs to be more gay.

Kenny was a champion as part of a team, not by himself, so he wouldn't have qualified. "Considering the detail they usually put into the main event skits, I'm sure they were quite aware of who would be involved." Like when they aware Sandman was a former World Champion and put him in the main event of Vengeance. Oh wait. Bitching about WWE's writers for not knowing the business isn't some "internet" trend, it happens to be the talk of quite a bit of ex-WWE employees. It's a shame last night's McMahon reveal, aside from being pointless for future storyline/angle build (lame "Big Reveal"ala The Greater Power and Goldberg Goes Heel in 2000) was also written poorly, where guys like Val Venis were all "Uh, do I leave?" to Vince.

Music Video Television is dead, please stop asking for it to return. The Era of watching music videos on TV is expired and out of date. Does that suck? Yes, but it's technological evolution. You can't expect people to say "Hey, YES, the Top 10 is on! Hopefully I'll get to see "X" tonight! It's my favorite!" when they can easily find the video on YouTube in 5 seconds. Also, "Shit man, I need to learn about some new metal/alternative bands, I'll watch Headbangers Ball at 1 AM!" doesn't work because of the technology which allows for massive non-corporate blogs, video feeds, etc. to hype up new music and allow you to download their material on Limewire, Youtube, Demonoid, and every music site you can think of. MTV Sucks Now. But there's nothing that MTV can do to make itself better. Music Video TV is a dead genre. They don't have shitty reality shows to piss you off. They have them because they're latching onto what's popular to save their asses the best they can. Playing music videos all day is just like popping in a DVD of He-Man. It may be nostalgic, but it isn't necessarily any better for you and doesn't appeal to our growing and moving forward society. MTV is SO similar to WWE. Once heralded pop phenomenons that became outdated and don't fit in with the current generation's progression (who wants to watch choreographed poor actors on steroids when there's legit shoot fights? Even marks who claim "My fav. wrestler WORKED HIS WAY TO THE TOP! knows deep down that a UFC guy winning an opener legit means more than a WM Title win, because the latter is fake. Apparently mainstream society agrees, given the ratings and buyrates and fact there is one profitable promotion...). MTV, like WWE, is a victim of technology and is outdated. Much like mainstream pro wrestling, MTV should just be ignored and forgotten, not bitched about. But it's so damn addicting to pick it apart, heh. GYM...CLASS...FALLOUT! To show you how much MTV is meaningless, imagine Sharon Stone in 1992 giving an award to "Guns 'N Chili Peppers". Red Jed said: "MTV, in the way they produce, try to be too futuristic, unique and high level or something and it comes across like just a clusterfuck." Sounds like every WWE production since 2001.

Same place as his somersault legdrop over the top rope ("Air Budweiser"), which I don't recall seeing him use in the E.

Update to 9/11.

Sandman's new theme actually grew to be better than Enter Sandman for him. Keeping in mind his reduced role and the fact that his segments last roughly 2-4 minutes per Raw, it was actually a well-received and cool theme song. WWE sucks even more now, BTW. Raw joins the other bad WWE shows on the "watch the DVR of it if I get a chance" list now that Booker and Sandman are gone and they already put LonDrick in a rushed, heatless title program.

OnDemand and the 30-40 free Music Channels with your digital cable package will ensure a "music video channel" never exists again.

Word has it the popular pick next week in Cincinatti. Maybe the referees will give them another game. I was on the Seattle wagon this week.

MK3 was the height of MK popularity, man. My favorite was Striker. Whoever said he has a gun is incorrect. He had a fucking electric caddle prod. Made the coolest noise too. And he had what looked to be a hockey jersey on.

"they never got injured, never caught a ball (unless a WR) and generally just bounced off things." All three of these can be adjusted individually in settings . . . perhaps you rented a version that some stupid snotty-nosed punk fucked with.

Rolling Stone referenced the P. Diddy VMAs and called it much worse. Eminem no-showed, as did Fergie, Michael Jackson, George Michael, and a host of others. Sarah Silverman left. A 2nd Britney song was planned, says People.com.

Man, Luke Perry & Fartman. Courtney Love & Madonna getting into a tiff. Manson in his thong doing "The Beautiful People". White Zombie tearin' it up. Tonight we got the Timbaland Variety Show. Jennifer Garner's "And the winner is. Gym. Class. Fallout." was my highlight. That and NO ONE ACCEPTING/CARING ABOUT the previously COVETED Best Female Artist award. What the fuck? They couldn't give it to the much more deserving Rihanna or Beyonce'? Hahahaha. Ludacris "Nah, I don't want that shit."

What is "Gimme More" about? Cake?

Kanye Calls Out Britney “I can’t believe she would perform. She hasn’t had a hit record in years,” he said, angry that MTV didn’t invite him to open the show. “Maybe my money’s not right. Maybe my skin’s not right.” The ‘Jesus Walks’ star told US Weekly: “Honestly, I really don’t care. I don’t give a fuck about Britney performing.” “I should have opened the MTV awards because ‘Stronger’ is the number one album in the country,” he said. “It just shows you that you have to do shit to get ratings, and maybe they feel like they will get more ratings with Britney. “Britney’s song isn’t as good as ‘Stronger,’” Kanye complained. “This is some bullshit, and I don’t really care.” http://www.popcrunch.com

"Her new album due Nov. 13, Spears is tipped to perform two songs at the MTV event" People.com

"Gym Class...Fallout" wins the Best New Artist according to Ms. Garner! Yay!

Ludacris no-sells accepting the award that Fergie no-sold by not showing up! Tremendous!

This is the worst awards show I have ever seen. All lip synching. So far there's been no whole songs sung. Hey we just got another 6 seconds of Foo Fighters with a fucking ever-expanding blue box on the fucking screen for Rhapsody, whatever the hell that is. LOL @ Pay music service. I remember as a youngster how fucking awesome the VMAs were. They may as well send Britney back out. If she's awake.

Peter Bjorn and Paul? Who the fuck? And who are these two? 2nd rate Monique and Simon Cowell? Where are the awards at? "Quadruple Threat"? And what was that shit with like 10 nominees for "Overplayed Song of the Year"? I love how in addition to not showing music anymore MTV now just gives you pieces of performances. Does this shit really have an entire generation of teenagers watching it saying "Man, what a show".

Well she's a drug addict who gained weight and had a kid and hasn't performed regularly in years now. MTV did it to exploit her and pop a rating, obviously.

As a HUGE Britney mark I have to say that was fucking hideous, she looked lost and confused. 50 Cent shot was money, he's like "what the fuck is this". And now Sarah Silverman BOMBS to complete silence.

If they purposely tried to go over the top to reflect other action films, it is a parody.

I know this is about money not quality but I loved ScarJo in "Match Point."