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King Booker's promo here is the best thing on WWE 2006 TV. Show me something better. HA he cuts off Batista's ultra-generic response! A plat-tah! Batista, you need to actually pick up the wrestler to put them through the table.

Ha, they even use a Double DDT! Badstreet, Atlanta, GA.

Yeah that wasn't gonna go anywhere near the awesome Bash match with 5 minutes.

Wow, this match NEEDS to deliver. Have they explained the Temple Guard masks yet for the champs? They're pretty stupid. Stevens & James have a totaly 1990 Fabulous Freebird vibe, the one is SO Michael Hayes 1990 with those Red tights, blonde hair and white boots. Awesome.

Also, you'd think the WWE heels would have learned not to schedule public contract signings with Batista by now.

Why doesn't MVP show up on Raw in the crowd if Smackdown's money sucks so bad?

Wow that could be a serious contender for Top 10 worst gimmick ever.

Bradshaw also lost to Kurt Angle in 2000's "largest KOTR ever" in the first round (billed as such, no qualifiers).

This MVP guy is cool, I hope he can work.

A fictional King! Haha!

HOOOOOOORAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

That Madden commercial was fun.

Wow, three really fun wrestlers just had a really bad match with a really bad ending ending a really fun title reign. Lame.

This match SUCKS. Damnit. At least they're goin' out kinda hot, though. Go Finlay or Kennedy!

Finley/Regal at the Bash was god awful, despite my love for both wrestlers. OMG ECW TARP UNDER THE SMACKDOWN TARP!! INVASION!!!

They better cut this handicap match shit out and start unleashing some violence.

Shit is on. This is going to be awesome. I love how Chimmel still begins announcing Kennedy. Kennedy's music is way too low and sucks. MISTAH KENNEDY!!! I LOVE TA FIGHT!!! MACK MILITANT HOLLAH HOLLAH DOLLAR BILL PLAYA ! Oh shit Bobby Lashley is gonna kill some bleach-blonde haired wrestlers. The match just got even better. _____ The Rock basically gives his "Mick Foley! Stand up to Evolution! Believe in yourself!" speech to a chubby Carlito as Linkin Park muzik plays in his new movie. Oh man. When does his movie where he dies and comes back reincarnated as an animal w/ various other stars doing voices come out?

Miz's annoying act is funny. HOOOOOORAHH!!!! He has athletic talent and can work a crowd really well (he just got Tatanka some heat!) but he still needs work. There can't be many people that are gonna put him over, though. Tatanka REALLY looks weak here. This match DOES NOT SUCK. Miz's only botches were during the trading punches spot and something really small earlier. FINLAY VS KENNEDY..........THE INTERNET DARLINGS* EXPLODE!!! * they deserve the praise Strange there's like 3 of us watching the show when Finlay and Kennedy have been the Internet Champions of 2006 and 2005, respectively.

The Miz is a fun silly heel but people are chanting with him.

JBL on Cole not knowing about women: "Just because you spend your weekends going to clubs and eating Count Chocula with guys like Vito, you fruit booty." I'm sad that (from hearing the non-spoiler matches) Terkay and/or Burke won't be in action. I watched clips of them on wwe.com and I really dig Terkay's raw MMA look and cool jacket.

Oh my god Finlay's fucking awesome as uber-bad ass bar fighter who's gonna kick Kennedy's ass outside. "This title says FINLAY." "Why don't I just smack the living daylights out of you?" (calmly) "Go make it a cage match." Kennedy's t-shirt is awesome. It's a tribute to an early 90's band, I can't remember who, though.

After they hit like 10 million near-falls and every finisher at the Bash, I wasn't really satsified with the ending to this. Good enough though for free.

This match isn't as good as the Bash one (which was good not great), but the crowd is much more alive.

Greg Helms, with that hair and mustache looks like either unshaved Mario Lemieux or referee Nick Patrick circa 1992. I can't decide.

JBL, in more words, just claimed Michael Cole goes to gay clubs and gets shit in his mouth by men. And then called him a "fruit booty". Honestly? This is the first SD! I've seen since: Lashley/Booker cage match Smackdown! Great American Bash PPV