UseTheSledgehammerUh

As I just said, Show has an old-school contract with guaranteed PPV money. Thus, he gets thrown into storylines for other brands.

The fans actually chanted "You Love Cocks" and many chanted "You Suck Cocks".

Can Big Show top his last -***** PPV cage match?

Gotta keep Show getting those guaranteed PPV checks (GAB, Unforgiven)...

I called that.

I JUST SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!! We need a ytmnd.

Regal gets pedigreed. Shocked.

Note: Triple H was once Regal's protege in WCW.

Jeff Hardy started doing things for money at the age of 15.

Finlay's definately my favorite U.S. Champion since Rick Rude. Malenko a close second but he had shit-for-competition.

Regal's eatin' a pedigree. BTW, Finlay and HBK had some awesome, stiff exchanges at SS. He killed Shawn with a clothesline.

FINLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please let Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" hit...wait, nevermind Trips won't let anyone else use anything w/ a sledgehammer.

If Claudio and Roadkill work DX I'll purchase Unforgiven and No Mercy.

The "Mystery Wrestler" graphics indicate Bob Holly and Val Venis.

"Gerwitz, how can we wake up the crowd after the Nitro bomb?" "I've got it! A women's match! Both heels!"

God, just shut the fuck up, JR.

SASQUATCH MOUNTAIN uses the old "DragonZord" howl from Power Rangers. Like every Sci Fi channel movie.

There should be some sort of irony of Roadkill arresting people for having a shirt with a chicken on it.

Tell me I missed Officer Claudio. Can someone please get me a screencap?

You know what, the announcing's bad and the wrestling sucks, but they've already got a nice card set for a PPV 3 weeks away: Cena/Edge Kane/Umaga Trish/Lita Hardy/Nitro Orton/Carlito Plus whatever's announced for DX tonight.

Why would DX plug Vince's merchandise?

Officer Roadkill

Nice finish.

JR, Orton uses a neckbreaker from a power-bomb position, and has never used a powerbomb. Sweet dropkick by Orton. This match is OK, but the crowd is hurting it.