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Someone's grandfather just put RVD through a table

Sabu has lost all overness because of this segment.

Sabu sure sounds/looks like Benoit in that promo.

I hope we get another commercial for "SASQUATCH MOUNTAIN" like last night.

Cue Sandman already. God, stop the damn 1994 gimmicks already.

ANyone that ripped me for my constant ripping of ECW needs to look what's on the TV right now.

What's gonna be match #3? Balls/Vampire rematch?

I'm not CM Punk supermark, but he's one of the best wrestlers I seen on TV each week and easily ECW's best wrestler.

The tobacco companies sabotage CM Punk's match.

CM Punk teaches Jeff Hardy how to do a middle rope tope.

Fuck him up, Stevie. (This Shannon Moore shit has to stop...)

Extreme Chinlock spot into the Baldcore Dropkick. This match reminds me of Holly/X-Pac from KOTR 99. Spinkicks Vs. Forearms. Hey, it's the finish to the KOTR 99 match. Awful. At least they're delivering big matches the week after the feud starts. That's cool. Just wish they were exciting.

Both these guys just wrestle...so...sloww...ly...

So much for an Oswalt gem. Giants really put up a stinker tonight. Up 10-3, why are the Phillies using the awful Joe Thurston as a pinch hitter? Maybe giving Conine some swings might be smart. update: beautiful out joe thurston

This may be Jim Ross Vs. HHH bad. I'm sure Dupree debuts and the "edgy new breed" ECW fans chant "USA!! USA!! USA!!" Hoping to see Kelly Kelly. As well as The Vampire. (BTW, by my calculations, ECW on Sci Fi will air LIVE on Halloween Night). THAT has a lot of potential for awesome.

Jeter's winning a first-round exit from the White Sox. Nats do the "walk home a run" gimmick, Utley up 2 outs bases loaded, hope he gets on so Howard can swing his whoopin' stick. Take a look as Chase Utley's picture on the MLB.com live "gameday" thingie...he's all orange except for the tanning goggles area, and looks like a racoon.

If Beltran never played a game this year the Mets would likely still be in 1st place in the NL East. Howard's more valuable to his team's success and has better stats.

Howard just stuck a fork in the Nationals with a 3-run shot. Howard winning 2/3 of the Triple Crown and getting the Phils to playoff during his 2nd year = MVP to me.

Fun Stat: The crappy Red Sox are 55-57 against American League opponents. Only have an above .500 record by going 16-2 against crappy NL.

Both the title of your song "Summer Girl", the opening sample (Boyz II Men), and the opening lyric (Cool J's "I need love!") are all ripped off and while it's not bad to sample one thing, you've just blatantly copied other people's work and threw it against the wall. It sounds like you're using Nintendo music as the background. Your voice needs to be deeper. You're not awful, though.

That's Ultimo Dragon, straight before being called "Ultimo Warrior" at PWU and made to do the job.

"It's like talking to a 100 Anglesaults" Or 100 Lan...nevermind. Hey, I hope the Phils sign Juan Pierre already. We need him. And Rollins can finally get the hell out of the leadoff spot.

The first responses, which I saw, all loved it. I was the only one to bash it by the time I posted. I guess people came to their senses.

The DVDVR board is goo-ing themselves over Nitro's "awesome, star-making" promo. Amazing.

S_D loves attention and is the King of Meaningless Threads. I'm not flaming nor starting trouble, and can back up my claims with proof, so don't go throwing a tantrum and complaining to the mods again.