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JR, Orton uses a neckbreaker from a power-bomb position, and has never used a powerbomb. Sweet dropkick by Orton. This match is OK, but the crowd is hurting it.

This is a hot girl's death wish of a match: One guy likes men and couldn't give a shit about you. One guy likes men and gives you a shit.

CUE THE CHINLOCK.

Jeff lightly touches Randy with a spinning kick and then dives into his shin! 2XTREME.

Commercials for TNT during a Raw...that just feels wrong.

At least Jeff didn't come out to his "original music" - dear God was that first TNA theme awful.

The last meaningful IC Champ Vs. Apparently the most over guy on Raw.

There was once a thread about the "hankey code" concerning the colored hankeys people keep in their different back pockets. White hankey, right pocket, what's that mean?

Carlito run in, Orton counted out.

My first look at Jeff Hardy, I fell asleep last week.

THANK U MA'AM MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

Haha Wilson totally no-sells Candace's one big move she knows.

Wow, I hate Lilian. You'd think they'd throw 2 of the make-up crusted sluts that haven't posed naked in this match, to you know, get people to wanna see some skin they haven't seen before. (Wow, JR knows it...)

I believe that's the first RAW same-night encore in the history of the show.

Crank and ECW share background graphics.

Haha that was great.

Actually Lita didn't tell everyone, just Carlito.

Since they're on split-screen, Why Doesnt Shane just talk to the TV and save cell phone minutes?

Backstage, Shane McMahon meets with the Great Lakes Jobbers.

SASQUATCH MOUNTAIN!

Interesting. Cena will drop the WWE Title in an environment that totally hates him and with a TV audience totally against him. Cena will win the WWE Title in an environment that totally hates him and with a TV audience that apparently likes him again.

More idiot logic from ECW.

Wow, Edge is the master of Tables, Ladders and Chairs he should challenge him to a TLC bout. Edge lost TLC 3.

Note: Cena's first ever STFU came against Masters in a "Submission Match"

Chris Masters doesn't have any wrestling ability. Or selling ability. Or mic skills. Or charisma. He had his BUILD and his finisher. Now he has the Masterlock, which DOESN'T WORK WITHIUT HIS BUILD. Thus, Masters has no credibility, hence why he shouldn't be on TV.